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The following fictitious scenario I evoke

Analogous to fire breathing 
puffed up imaginary dragon
(in a land called Honah Lee)
ye might rightly think
what the deuce
haunting spectre ace of spades 
goodfella aiming to be a poet all about,
meaning sexagenarian wordsmith,
this once upon a time jackanapes
presently decked out like cadaverous card 

still sporting fine kingly raiment
and crown of thorns atop noggin
impossible mission 
to disguise rapscallion mien,
nevertheless mine true harmless colors
glowingly dim meant shunned 
buzzfeeding demonic, horrific 
malefic tightly coiled asp
symbiotically fostering mein kampf
thru poisonous white fangs, 

I strive and stride rite 
to live life like good humor man,
until grim reaper 
rocked my boat whose death on par 
for an impractical joker,
after rigor mortis seized body electric,
hence burial at sea where mates
honored wish of mine on the briny deep
shipped overboard in a casket wrought of oak,
where (yes) grateful dead foo fighter

hoisted into Davy Jones' locker
after one last exhilarating heavenly toke
from potent Cannabis 
and draught of stout ale
finally freed me from ills
of a morose lactose intolerant
impotent existence that did yoke
body and mind and set spirit soaring
like aircraft christened 
Saint Louis mine being 
riddled with angst.

When alive with the sound of music 
and robust health
smitten with searing infatuation
to sow seeds of life and white lily
during jump/kick starting manhood,  
when hormonal secretions 
found me being 
naughty bit player for prime time
innocent untainted puppy love
concerning fecund (she), 
the unbeknownst petty heartbreaker
with whom I fancied
and fantasized to pledge my troth
which hand of distressed damsel
never tested to fit mine like a glove,
nor sanctified debauched soul asylum demise
and death be not proud courtesy
Spiritus Mundi above.

Now gnarled arthritic fingers
and bowed back
these lovely bones severely jangled,
when cough that doth wrack
accompanied by thick choking phlegm
gagging yours truly
while lying supine on me deathbed
disrupted with torturous hack
panting like an overworked dog
even after the leash goes slack.

Every end of year
when auld lang syne sung
weather beaten formerly
well muscled skiff wrung
after being subjected
to whims of mother nature
cannibalistic headhunters 
interestingly enough poked and prodded
buzzfeeeding me rawbits
eroded taste buds populating tongue

recorded global cuisine 
avast webbed wide world
across all four directions of compass
found globetrotter huzzaing
experiencing evanescent, 
concupiscent and acquiescent
aborigines far flung,
where couple females in particular
among the madding crowd
of barenaked ladies struck my fancy

amusing themselves with innocent
coy non verbal repartee,
where one in particular approached
with outstretched legions 
of extensive alms,
where colorful amulets sported
to stave off superstitious 
shrunken skull and crossbones 
dangled and clung.
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