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Spirit and sponsor sane sexagenarian scribe (and his spouse) to a Utopian country He seeks (in tandem with the missus) legal asylum in Canada... New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Nova Scotia, et cetera, or any other socially progressive European country, and seriously ponders said scheme to exit (stage door left) living social within these United States, when four score plus days and seven minutes from today November 19, 2024... signals implementation of Project 2025: Anyway said fantastical idea to escape a worse fate than the wrath of Kong and dismemberment of vital social security disability services I receive, Medicare, and electronic benefit transfer videlicet an electronic system that allows state welfare departments to issue benefits via a magnetically encoded payment card used in the United States. No matter above iterated illusory pipe dream essentially offers absolute zero probability absent slim or fat chance would find yours truly to plotz if whimsical far fetched notion constituting the stuff whet dreams are made - namely how to expedite spontaneous modus operandi to emigrate, which initially materialized (1003 days, 9 hours, and 32 minutes before 2024 election), many months actually more than a couple years before Trump in league with Elon Musk took victory lap, especially days before 2024 presidential election swindled electorate by hook or crook, one severely anxious American senior citizen, now steels, girds, braces... himself, while streaming media services bridging, fording, navigating... potential violent political malevolent maelstrom in the offing since... Revolutionary War finds nonestablishmentarian comfortably numb currently sequestered within apartment unit b44. Maybe good samaritan would sponsor me (affable wordsmith afflicted with anxiety) and the loving wife, I can imagine emigrating to the second largest country in the world on par with dying and being reborn into idyllic and Edenic afterlife. Lifelong Pennsylvania opportunistic resident desirous to move away from capitalistic bust mein kampf, a miserable existence peppered, pockmarked, punctuated... with adversity - subtracting instances being exponentially nonplussed, (which lifelong mental health analogous to psychological rust) leaves mine lovely bones in (melancholy) dog I trust eventually repurposed into ash (since I will choose cremation) an increasing eco-friendly choice, cuz burial with casket and tombstone clash with holistic humble paradigm, but before transitioning into lifeless body, an impetuous notion arises, a flash in the pan far fetched whim to craft reasonable rhyme communicating intent to live abroad amidst one of ten provinces and three territories constituting Canadian federation, which genuine motive not emblematic of huckster nor fraud, nevertheless one run of the mill garden variety Homo sapien flawed yet he aims to dwell with citizens who applaud voluntary simplicity likened and linkedin belonging and hallmark characteristics kickstarted intentional community, where self sufficiency touted, and physical labor de rigueur, which lifestyle change would rank as welcome adjustment versus housed within Highland Manor a quite reasonable single bedroom facility yet devoid of stimulation enervating body, mind spirit triage of one ordinary human who finds himself a mystery within terrestrial firmament and frequently feels in a feverish pitch as tempus fugit whips him around the sun at a furious dizzying speed, while he tenuously grips with blistered hands gripping sharp outcropping, meanwhile his spindle shank legs splayed and sprawled haphazardly across the bombed out war zone. Rather than get further bogged down with inane zeal I best steer clear of further poetic poppycock courtesy imaginary wheel, thus the following pablum I unveil nsync with titled malady all to real, which plight involves hyperhidrosis quite a debilitating ordeal, especially when thinking to pursue gainful employment emphatically steadfast and honest think (me, a foo fighting beastie boy) leal course this humble poetic communiqué communicates (hyperbolically) embodiment ideal if seeking to gain insight how I feel about myself, a tense body inept to perform handspring or cartwheel.
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