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Santa’s Little Skelf

Santa Clause is here again It`s almost Christmas day
But Santa has a problem he can’t sit on his sleigh.

Every time he sits down he jumps up from his seat
He`s been standing up so long he`s now got aching feet.

I think I`ll try a soft seat as he sits down on the couch
But just as Santa sat down he cried a mighty ouch.

He leaped so high he bumped his head when he felt the stinging pain
Poor Santa started to wonder if he`d ever sit down again.

Papa elf was worried about all the girls and boys
If Santa couldn`t ride his sleigh they won’t get any toys,

We’ve got to get to the bottom of this said Santa with a frown
I`m afraid I have no choice but to take my red breeks down.

There must be something sharp in the seat of Santa`s pants
Could it be a needle or a pair of angry Ants?

They searched them high and low and even turned them inside out
But they couldn’t find the object that made poor Santa shout.

Maybe I`ll buy some new ones as he sat down on the chair
Then a stinging pain went through his butt and he flew right through the air.

Then the elf had an idea as he stopped to think and pause
I know what the problem is but It`s a job for Mrs Clause.

So they put poor Santa to his bed and laid him on his tum
Then Mrs Clause got her magnifying glass to look at Santa`s bum.

Santa was feeling worried as he looked at Papa elf
Then with a shiny pair of tweezers she pulled out Santa`s skelf.

A tiny piece of timber that came from Santa`s sleigh
But at least I`ll get a seat now as I`ve been on my feet all day.

We will rub down Santa`s sleigh and get a plaster for his bum
Then fill his sack with presents and toys for everyone.

So sleep tight boys and girls as Santa`s on his way 
It will take more than a little skelf to cancel Christmas day.

 He`s flying through the night sky with a cushion for his bum
Ho Ho Ho and jingle bells merry Christmas everyone.
                                             THE END
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