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Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep...

versus being alive 
predicated victory videre licet lunatic
if Trump trumped Kamala Harris
and stole 2024 presidential election,  
(whereat Musk bribed 
significant number of voters
handing out wads of cash)
courtesy underhanded modus operandi
and devious and sinister schemes.

Forlorn; bereft of golden
(slippered) opportunities I weep;
Three score and five years
replete with mailer daemons,
hence mindset adrip
with self denouncing 
expletive filled bleep
unwritten expressed recriminations
wielded upon figurative 
head of wimpy blip;
decades elapsed at light speed clip

as the world turned 
days of mein kampf
exhibited slow psychologically
torturous analogous intravenous slow drip
during emerging adulthood 
approximately half life of mine,
when yours truly painstakingly
besotted with unrequited love
accursed extreme introvertedness
severely hobbled coping ability

still reeling after being scammed 
gobs of greenbacks
approximately sixteen months ago
gifted at birth with congenital weakness
such as being gullible to ruthless conartists 
mama's boy lacked ways and means
integrating himself among peers:
no supportive services to equip
shy lonely lad devoid of fellowship
even as grown man 
lost in space whereat

maximum head room cramped
with obsessive compulsive thoughts
social services slated for chopping block
if Project 2025 implemented
and if father or mother 
were alive they would flip
at the course of political divisiveness
sowed by MAGA 
onymous nasty brute,
where palmar hyperhidrosis 
affected slippery grip

in tandem with being diminutive
aiming to experience 
childhood's end forever
son of a gun flailed 
with dating later in life
analogous to psyche 
subjected to fracking
compromising, forsaking, and issuing
counter productively undermining
potential heterosexual relationships
invariably shooting from the hip.

Nine different prescription medications
allow umpteen combinations to yield
against bombardment that fate doth wield
delivered, signed and sealed
courtesy the grim reaper
able, eager, ready and willing
to maneuver across pitted minefield
accessing exiled soul whisking 
vis a vis grim reaper same
to idyllic place named Edenfield.

Oftimes methinks 
how cessation to breathe
spirit buoyed aloft, 
where garlands wreath
to escape hell on Earth,
where neurosis and psychosis seethe
within mine sixty plus five 
shades of crumbling sheet rock 
think scree ming atrophying gray matter
symbiotically, dramatically, 
and alphabetically flourishing 
at expense of sanity
case in point being

anxiety/ panic attacks
obsessive compulsive behavior,
schizoid personality disorder,
long in the tooth fellow
his sustenance similar to pablum
constituting imperial diet of worms
of the Holy Roman Empire -
called by Emperor Charles V
fit for grown baby,
especially when removing dentures
cuz he must resort to eat soft foods
unless by some miracle I teethe
for the third time.

Homegrown destructive force
muscles, tussles, wrestles,
et cetera within me
likened to (but separate from) Intifada,
(thus no insinuation this wordsmith
linkedin to any militant group)
grips mine soul asylum,
a recalcitrant doppelganger
within windmills of my mind
doth insidiously, poisonously,
and unpleasantly drum
palpably affecting writer
of these words to feel glum.

No respite whether I repose
in deep slumber or lightly awake
inescapable melancholic woes
haunts these lonely bones,
whereby system of the down 
houses reticent persona constituent feature
characterized courtesy anhedonia 
linkedin with passive suicidal ideation
accentuated when severe crisis erupt
analogous to smoldering volcano.

Fortunate for me the missus keenly aware
plus (despite every now and again
contention between us), 
she makes crystal clear
communicating her displeasure 
mixed with genuine fear
bantering deadpanning facetiously 
gallows humor I half heartedly asseverate 
gibberish spouting jargoneer
gravely alarms wife helpless to orienteer

conversation away from my demise, 
thus figuratively switch horses 
in mid stream and jockey 
to calm her down 
and lightning verbal exchange 
by undressing from the waist down 
revealing laughing stock of skinny legs 
(easily mistaken for spindleshanks)
poking thru underwear
charging on imaginary steed

feigning being loco
despite NOT smoking weed,
energetic cavorting courtesy 
nursing high test coffee, 
nevertheless ineffective battling fatigue 
despite flitting to and fro, 
hither and yon bumbling along 
(skeletal) joints of mine smoking hot 
suddenly after sipping strong brew, 
I temporarily shuck off lethargy 

long enough break to out dancing
while simultaneously overtaken 
to sing a song of sixpence 
while wings flutter at the speed of sound 
buzzfeed appetite for consumption 
Ecclesiastical History of the English People, 
one of our best-written sources 
for early English history 
authored by Venerable Bede.
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