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Temporal incarnation of Aphrodite...

induces idyllic reverie
delight evoking similar surge,
when skirting, and eluding 
fidelity defining the marital law
on par with courting in flagrante delicto.

After reading about 
Greek goddess of love
fancy notion woke whereof
warmth suffused me
snug as fingers fitted into glove
subsequent laissez faire attitude
welcomed salvation, overstimulation, 
labialization, impenetration, 
fornication, and consummation from above.
 
Hands folded prayer 
like to beseech thee 
to abduct me with 
no cause to up braid
natural temptation found 
feral, gonadal, and hormonal paroxysm 
commanding, fueling, inducing longing 
from divinely devoted dada 
sacred marital covenant 
he twice blithely disobeyed
willingly surrendering quintessential 
orgasmic manifestation to nymph.

Earthbound Olympian of love, 
now dwells amidst thee
willing submissive subject 
teasingly surrendering himself, 
whose psyche frayed
mossy secluded glade,
a natural bed of soft earthy, downy 
canopied bride awaiting 
me with said lovely paramour to get laid,
and maybe nine months later, 
a baby will resemble 

thee dear milkmaid,
then whence we return
to our Land O’ Lakes chalet
homage will be paid
in which human guise 
undressed as barenaked lady inamorato
doles secrets regarding 
amorous Lumineers trade
witnessed libidinal upgrade
into erotic dreamland such 
heartfelt desire impossible mission 
for amorousness to be weighed.
 
Victuals to satiate 
pleasures of flesh, 
especially erogenous zone
administered courtesy female 
I wanna name Yvonne
this imaginary mistress 
singing seductive tone
thru this private line, 
but no other phone
triggering mine little rolling stone
to generate primal sounds 
vis a vis masturbatory moan
inducing groin seams 
of pants extreme groan
toward pocketing sixty-nine 
without any lovely bone.
 
A copious amount of adoration 
suffuses entire body of this man
her, whose gentle and kind embrace 
promises to be eternal plan
as made mention in the Bible, 
Quran, or Torah millennia ago rattan,
whose healthy libido 
will probably outlive me life span.
 
Royal carpet treatment awaits me 
each and every day
as the differences between myself 
and august dweller on high
establish a bounty and glory 
of compassion to roll in the hay
atop bodacious, delicious, felicitous 
fantasy asks me to lie
imbibing succulent bosom 
O zone hemisphere erupts 
highly charged atmosphere 
akin to an eternal month o May
taking spirit soaring thousands 
of miles of feet in the sky.
 
Upon hearing sweet nothings 
nobody else can hear
affecting heavy breathing 
indicated by nostril 
that imperceptibly flare
a sheer grin of joy lights up 
my countenance ear to ear
despite the impish quarks 
of this divine being so dear
as journey to inxs of nirvana 
induced ejaculated (er... 
prematurely) whispered clear
from being buck-naked bare.
 
while playboy hallucination 
at my male member does yank
key mud hood dill, 
where reality doth usually tank
with muss elf feeling prick 
sans figurative or real shaft shank
quite the opposite 
with a wife acidly rank
she frequently pulls 
my hair as a childish prank
knowing full well that action 
turns my mood sour as a crank
I would escape, 
but no amount of money 
can equal priceless prostatic fluid
in the seminal piggy bank.
 
Other times, her karma roars 
into a tempest with a rage
lashing out like a half-crazed maniac 
loosed upon global stage
on account of silent battles 
we regularly wage.
 
I admit my own fair share 
of peculiar traits
which only to private confidences 
t'will now relate
keep on the q-t (i.e. quiet)
lest spouse doth berate.
 
Chief among these oddities comprise
lower gastrointestinal perturbations 
issuing from the a$$
which prompt innumerable outbursts of gas
ranging from quiet puff to a noisy, windy pass.
 
After usage of toilet 
with a bowel movement 
large enough to sink a sub
wash rectal residue from my behind 
with a hose attached to the tub.
 
This couple resembles Frankenstein 
and his bride – argh what a pair
she taunts when I shower, 
clean the rest of my body including hair
dry follicles shaking head 
after applying hair dryer
back & forth side-to-side 
through the air.
 
There you now know foibles 
and unusual personal ways
uttering that such antics how she plays
like netted in a one-man fraternity 
undergoing constant haze
pelting this poor soul 
with scraps of food, she flays
until these covered with 
thick pasty gloppy glaze 
as verboten entrees
now laugh till you fall over 
and remain in stitches for days.
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