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Richard Mcgeehan Poem Poetic license I employ to match inventive wisdom and witticism regarding (brother in law of mine husband of eldest sister of same) interspersing, initiating, incorporating fabrication whenever possible, and only the subject himself can discern fact from fiction and get a chuckle. Re: noun polymath and longtime resident of Woodbury, New Jersey story of his life constitutes real cinéma vérité depicting veteran jack of all trades, and adept Morris dancer to boot, whereby ankles donned with bells while whistles fell from the house of usher crowded house Aesop Poe's his rubbery shapely legs bending vaguely resembling an oxbow amazingly gracefully they meander, when sharing an anecdote then listener amply electrified attired courtesy with rapt attention donning brooks brothers complimentary wardrobe courtesy Durand thrift store, and/or popular Goodwill (though prices noticeably steeper at the latter), where he donates and buys tools, tchotchkes, gizmos, gadgets, clothes, and books tests intricacy, viability of instruments, lounges, couches and countenances against being Lazy Boy, nevertheless irresistibly shifting into supineness around cozy davenports, and to ease sofa ring takes doze on comfortable recliner, while engrossed reading suddenly striking sitting inquisitive posture (pedic) as revolutionary humanoid lifelike mannequin free advertising to expose how Chat Generative Pre-trained Transformer (a large language model-based chatbot developed by OpenAI and launched on November 30, 2022, which enables users to refine and steer a conversation towards a desired length, format, style, level of detail, and language - oh... and for your information Monty the Python wrote these words) suddenly artificial intelligence frozen out and rendered obsolete Homo sapiens thinking prowess as well as relevance of human species grows undermined, overshadowed, enslaved, et cetera, where twenty first sentient beings of civilization reduced to beasts of burden scattered to all four winds analogous to rolling stones simians scraping the earth using fingers as hoes eventually survival of the fittest evolution did impose steely phalanges (the bones that make up the toes of the hand and the fingers of the foot - ha) on common joe's biden their time scaling Kilimanjaro's three volcanic cones: Kibo, Mawenzi, and Shira keenly synchronized trained scientific seismographs linkedin with their sensory perceptions helped maintain honed vigilance former killer foo fighting goo goo dolls rendered physiques tight as longbows (actually stunt doubles weathering bubbling lava mudflows) amazing special effects witnessed each spectacular rivaling, towering inferno metamorphosing into jolly green (rather orange) giant blob with green thumb clowning around with FAKE bulbous nose, indiscriminately spewing forth liquid bedrock that quickly overthrows entire bygone webbed wide world swallowing prized archaeologically ancient Egyptian and classic Roman civilizations, where Nero played a mean fiddle liquidating treasured chests of pharaohs heaving, melting, repurposing sphinx in accordance with pyramid scheme Ponzi scam would long since crumble and degenerate like house of cards attesting to fraudulent dirty deeds done dirt cheap composition and never hold a match against pure clean fracturing conchoidal quartzose, one divine comedy troupe rose above the global liquefaction affected climate change, whereat the sheltering sky offered no escape nor protection against preternatural edge of night as dark shadows encapsulated outer limits of the twilight zone quickly extinguishing existence of Homo sapiens planet earth reconstituted and seeds of life and white lily omnipotent creator did transpose. Act chilly and bass sic hilly HAPPY BIRTHDAY completing number seventy five orbitz, and after ye dip and dive for another quarter century (of course still attending Cherry Hill Unitarian Church) ye will be fêted oldest member and maybe the oldest one alive.
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