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Recluse by dint of circumstance Proud anonymous troglodytes forerunners of mine confronted threats less horrific than forty fifth commander in chief of United States of America. He/him (matted hair, ratty, scrawny, and tetchy ugly villain) scurried into dark recesses of hermitage averse to cavort, frolic, inure himself into the duplicitous schemes capitalized, glorified, popularized courtesy vanity of Homo sapiens lest imp of the pervert already sacrificed as renegade hashtagged heretic condemned without merciful intervention after being duped into capture subsequently broadcast viz TikTok, when turncoat quasi nincompoop kook Harmet Harms kickstarted, ejaculated, and blurted out hideaway of sought after perpetrator to burn (no small potatoes – holy smokes tuberculosis) at stake, but fortunately falsely accused unbound against immolation and reprieve jumpstarted, issued, and hissed eleventh hour granted clemency commuted death penalty criminal sentenced solitary isolation rat infested dungeon housing convicted prisoner ultimate crime and punishment (decreed as non establishmentarian) doled out after protracted proceedings courtesy amazing graceful puffed magic dragon unwittingly delivered merciful respite. After being shackled hand and foot then dragged into vermin infested cell cowled ascetic (an exceptional escape artist) busied himself disentangling restraints and suppressed giddiness when successfully free. Off behind fake facade walled in imponderable bedrock dark passageways tunneled off into unsuspecting chamber of secrets, housing the Sorcerer's stone whereby amateur (he) brewed exotic gaseous/ liquified potions tumbled, gurgled, bubbled... lethal skull and crossbones labeled mixtures especially intriguing adept alchemist expert possessed sixth sense intuitively discerning deadly scorpion stinging poisons abracadabra wizardry magic spell cast rendered, kindled, eased tormentors severity relaxed spellbound granted salvation regarding Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God. Hence busily engrossed at makeshift laboratory, our mutual (of Omaha) friend did potschke with vials; every now and again referencing ancient looking tome vaporous emissions served as smoke screen. Hands of father time painstakingly elapsed amidst flickr ring shutter flying torchlight grotesquely accentuating exaggerating ferociously pantomiming silhouettes courtesy hungry skittering varmints hurriedly scurrying to and fro. Artfully dodging explosive solutions pretending shackles restrained prisoner lobbed pseudo Molotov cocktails kindly, loosely, and mutinously linkedin liberal short (make believe) chain leashed faux abysmal isolated confinement former courtly poet, who consumed prison fare equalling bread and thin gruel poetical, quizzical, and rational thinking wrought eventual gladness! Meanwhile elsewhere within another complex edifice trumpeting self anointed king donning egocentric façade dolled guise heralded Stormy (Daniels) reign came and went accompanying barren cruel don, trumpeting issuing expansion fiat wielding, gesticulating, brandishing... ironclad golf club spouting art of the deal, whereby might versus right simultaneously Putin on the ritz song and dance routine crooning Ivana mock up Earth, especially figuratively jump/kickstarting roasting statesman christened Elijah Cummings, an American politician and civil rights advocate who served in United States House of Representatives for Maryland's 7th congressional district from 1996 until his death in 2019. That oversized ego freezer with trademark windblown pouffed hair, and orange tinted skin punctuated courtesy countenanced ear to ear grin, who (though fair game to caricature) shall not be named made abominable destiny manifest regarding eminent domain dominion, he forcibly relocated natives to Cajun shelters charging them admission fees manumission granted serving white supremacist conveniently optioning kids as scapegoats re: Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) labor away migrants grunts passive pluperfect targets no matter forbears indigenous to America unfortunately been mandate to bite bullet within badlands of El Paso meanwhile oblivious hermit aging barnacle encrusted manacles absorbing cumulative dampness no longer granting resistance to life nor limb timely manumission lovely bones restored swallowed potion frothing colorful brew contrived exquisite firearms. Ah redeemed character (any resemblance between initially mentioned unfortunate soul and living persons purely coincidental) mentioned at outset of poem broached out Alcatraz replica free and clear fresh air revived fifty shades of gray immediately sieged moment weakly hollered carpe diem elixir imbued immunity against taken hostage at gunpoint freedmen impressed into service while waved magic wand whereby enslaved women retaliated hashtagged misogynistic took appropriate revenge as apprenticed warrioresses!
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