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I'm all swirled up whilst sat so still
Bothered by blusters of half formed thoughts
Tumultuous and treading carefully
With myself
Who I vowed to be kind to

Maybe adrenaline courses about
Attacking little hillocks
Of troubles with 
Highway Man demands of
Flight, fight, freeze or fawn
The new version of the tale
For the anxious era

I let my thoughts drift
As if in a horse drawn carriage
Feeling ladylike and 
Fine and dandy
But I know this route
Has the dreaded Dick Turpin wannabe 
Hiding along it
I need to change course or have a plan for when he does his Adam Ant impression (or was it the other way round?)

I haven't got any ideas
But I keep thinking of the expression
'kick him in the goolies!'
How offensive brain
Don't you know I'm a lady?
I need another plan
Trundle trundle trundle
The wheels go round
Kicking up stones
My velvet seat allowing just enough jolts to remind me of plan requirements 
So, we have Plan A (no we don't brain, that's inappropriate)
That's no plan then, that helped brain now I've got more adrenaline
Yes, I know about fawn but I'm not choosing one of the dastardly choices
I'm not sure this is a poem, it's just me wiggling my feet and writing down my inner monologue
Right - let's scope this out
Autopilot engaged
Vicious circle chicanery

'Deranged comes to mind'
Thanks again brain, not helpful
Oh, you meant act weird?
Yeah, tried it. Short term measure that, I need a long term plan
Here's the short list:
Get a sandwich
Forget about it
It's a tomorrow issue

I'll just climb out of the carriage and walk back
That's not a great idea
Am I dealing with the adrenaline or all the world's current and potential problems?
If it's just the adrenaline then the sandwich is a brilliant idea
I possibly also need to remember there isn't a neat poetic line to fix all the world's current and potential problems
True.
What should I have on my sandwich?
Crisps.
Brain, it's people like you that get me into scrapes like this.
Salt and vinegar?
Deal.

May as well share it now for that Adam Ant line and you never know, a crisp sandwich might solve someone else's problems too
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