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Mein kampf analogous to one long run on unparsed sentence fragment Heavily punctuated - hyphen to embellish poetically with bracing circumspection, I markedly exclaim (parenthetically) cumulative elapsed LXIII obits around the nearest star dashed by at lightspeed, and quoting James Thurber storied fiction titled My Life and Hard Times, me a period study courtesy Paul Sachs (in concert with Elba Dorley) diagnosed as Schizoid Personality Disorder while thus far unnamed subject felt his existence [bracketed] courtesy profound social anxiety period, but he (a long haired pencil necked geek) did experience millstones wrought and rung around his collar described in his divine comma dee of errors elaborated within condensed and abbreviated Harris (apostrophe after the esse) chronicles presented below. Paramount pictures presents the Harris' chronicles. Gratitude suffused LXIII old smart aleck additionally modesty, nobility (ha) and opportunity to interject good humor when/wherever possible. He (Matthew Scott Harris) resorts to third person singular briefly - greater than poetic paragraph roughly converted into a jiffy lube job in an attempt to distill essential fundamental gratitude extrapolated, viz his present station (aery) life, so (la ti do) rather than string you along losing reader's attention in the process, lemme take a nodding blink applying non winking 20/20 hindsight, thus far as of this writing three score plus three orbitz, whizzed, whisked and cooly albeit miraculously whipped him around the sun, hence (no surprise) appreciation prevails within him toward gravity, and to a lesser degree centrifugal and centripetal force(s), and indirectly for the apple that hit Sir Isaac Newton on the head, thence modesty and selflessness arose when I tracked, transcended, and traversed approximately halfway thru chronological juncture of my current existence courtesy marriage and fatherhood which necessitated the genesis (to one emotional foreigner, qua survivor) of altruism within this husbanded father figure upon August fêted occasions, which actually took place December 22nd, 1996 and February 4th, 1999, when first one then the other born as full term healthy offspring a beaming, choking, and glistening tear of delight espoused, infused, and emotionally unmoored this then newly minted dada, cuz not til that moment (id est birth of progeny almost twenty six months apart) this generic guy gave little thought to cell braided miracle of reproduction, when a priority powerfully suddenly and voluntarily required leveraging focus off self, and unpopularly, unstintingly and unwaveringly give one hundred percent progeny yours truly helped beget. whereby subsequent paternal kinship quickly generated enjoyment, more so, I felt like the most important person atop the tallest mountain in the world; pink bundles of genetic webbing sugar and spice and everything nice, especially after bath time. Nothing compared within magnitude engendering, kindling, and rearing offspring, which linkedin joie de vivre jump/kick started when significant other imparted swell pregnant news and with expectant newborn in the offing untold poignant surprises awaited procreative crafter of these words.
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