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Unsolved criminal mystery...modest prevarication

Found yours truly
a grateful dead head
convenient scapegoat dejure
Norristown police officers
fingerprinted me for 
casual postal employment
linked to vicious brutal crime
someone else who shared 
identical name and fingerprints as mine
the latter of corpse far fetched 
stole social security

I ream member – 
being held ransom 
bound and gagged
if paperback writer
wrote story resultant account
would total about 300 newpages 
printed August 16th, 2019.
     
Despite never committing 
major criminal offense 
routine dactylogram 
pointed bloody finger of guilt 
at me, and an all expense trip 
paid to high security prison. 

I initially thought ruse 
as cruel prank (Ritz large), 
and utter nonsense 
good humor quickly melted away 
nsync with sense and sensibility 
after getting roughly manhandled 
courtesy dense sumo size wrestlers 
(think Andre the giant) 
humongous state troopers. 

They spoke staccato rapid 
fire automatic gunfire tongue
with unfamiliar accents,
and kept no holds barred 
steely iron tense grip 
upon this skinny, shy, scared... 
long haired pencil necked geek. 

Said uniformed, nasty mean looking, 
heavily muscled, pierced, tattooed...
armed to the dagger oh type teeth 
gendarmes escorted, forced, shoved... 

These foo fighters, 
not friendly village people, 
nor Mister Fred Roger type gents 
violently tossed yours truly...
carelessly knocked out 
any remaining toothless cents 
from out my noggin. 

Slam dunked me 
into back seat bullet proof 
partitioned cheaply tricked 
paddy wagon went these lovely bones. 

Events of my life passed 
before myopic mind's third eye blind. 

These hooligans counted as nothing 
but hoodlums from Bedlam. 

A "FAKE" outlaw film 
of unreel projections, 
unspooled, and untethered 
within fifty shades of fist size gray matter. 

Surreal elegance definitely 
case of mistaken rather stolen identity 
perpetrator(s) data mined 
under my uber outsize honker 
mine outside Semitic schnozzle 
created double blind spot.
     
Yea twas while aye became entranced, 
mesmerized, yoked (albeit visually) 
courtesy aromatic exotic incense 
held this hybrid piqued bishop, 
chain mailed (gratis 
United States postal service) 
good knight captive, 
where agents provocateurs 
kickstarted, out maneuvered, 
and pinned yours truly with engulfed  
par excellence for the course. 

Aforesaid mean drama 
played out across mine 
mien anxiety riddled body electric. 

Analogous to once upon time 
life size chess board, 
I felt marshalled 
(tuckered out nonetheless) 
like life size pawn 
gambled as live pièce de résistance.
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