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Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your thinking is oppressed
I'm sure some of your undies have skid marks

She's knocking limericks about our toilet humor
Bet her poop stinks, and she needs a perfumer
She's belching her rude taunts
Within the bathroom haunts
Rumor is she's a big air freshener consumer

It's been said by many that when she sneezes
She passes gas that's been labeled 'butt breezes'
She definitely farts
Too loud for the charts
She can't keep them in, even when she squeezes
                     by Jenna Logan
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Postulating that her farts don’t stink
Totters whimsically on the brink
Writes righteous poems
While puffing ho-hums
Too bad she doesn't take time to think.

She blows a lot of caustic steam
Putting others down in a stream
Acts like she's refined
Like God wouldn't mind
The perfect subject for a meme.
                  by Milt Hankins
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Here's the consensus. I got all the scoop
It's decided, there's nothing wrong with poop
So, stop your bellyaching
Enough of your muckraking
Picking on poets is pretty low to stoop
                    by Mark Koplin
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Not sure why poop poems are such a fright
No need to entice comments full of spite
Poop poems make me laugh
All fun and never gaffe
Your comments are getting boring and trite
                  by Tania Kitchin
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Sue needed the loo in a rush
But nothing would come out her tush
Sue’s so constipated
Oops I’ll get berated
Loo humour – no I will not hush!

There’s nothing wrong with a poop word
Crass comments are simply absurd
So, I’ll write about pooh
And using the loo
Or even on a floating turd
                   by Jan Allison
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We all make deposits in a toilet bowl
Then flush them down the watering hole
Poop humor is sappy
And awesomely crappy
It's farcical, whimsical and quite droll

I scoff at the one who dares to scold
And if the truth about her were told
She's much too cranky
And rather skanky
Maybe she's a grouch because she's old
                        by Lin Lane
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So, the old battle axe, gets off on her tricks
Back on two feet again, swinging lame kicks
She’s past dirty dancing
Hopeless at romancing
By hating our guts, she makes herself look sick
                       by David Kavanagh
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The attached photo states, "Don't be a turd"
Normally, I don't like to use that word
But I'll use it in jest
As a sign of protest
'gainst those who call poop limericks absurd
                           by Jenna Logan
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Old Alberto was struggling on the throne
All he could squeeze was a grunt and a moan
He took a laxative
Hoping something would give
And it did, just a hiss and a gall - stone...
                           by Tom Cunningham
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When you mulch with a bag of manure,
it's like sticking your hands in the sewer.
When push comes to shove,
you'd better have gloves.
it's no job for the dainty or pure.

The turd world war has now begun
It seems all are joining the fun
The loaves they are pinching
Are too gross to mention
And no telling when they’re all done
                          by Jeff Kyser
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To blast someone in consternation
does not help promote toleration
and to raise a big stink
over poo-scented ink
doesn't help cure your own constipation

But a poopular poem's an item
that causes some people to spite 'em
The irony's plain:
the more folks complain,
the more people show up to write 'em!
                           by John Watt
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There's no end to limericks about poop
So, if you notice someone whose pants droop
Write about it today
And then send it my way
Despite what some people think of our group
                             by Jenna Logan
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I am happy to join your funny group
By writing a limerick about poop
It’s not easy for me
I would rather drink tea
What might also help is some hearty soup
                      by Malabika Ray Choudhury


I crave gents who will do as I ask
In their hugs and sweet talk I bask
Some make me swoon
They'd give me the moon
But only one ever rose to the task

Came by Jenna’s today to get the scoop
It’s all about making remarks of poop
But then the poop hit the fan
Because someone messed with Jan
Allison, pooh poet, and her troop

So, take a walk if you can’t take the stink
Because farts, toilets, and crap make good ink
Don’t forget your pooper scooper
Keep on writing souper trooper
Jan’s pooh poems are funnier than you think!
          by I am Anaya
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