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"Bits and Pieces III"      Posted 1 Aug 2021
Pun Ishment
	bread is like the sun      it rises in the yeast and it sets in the waist

English Class
	epitome of irony     when someone writes, "your an idiot"

Doctor Doctor
	my doc:      "exercise, sleep, eat well - your body will last you a lifetime"

Clueless Clem, International Dating Dunce
 "do my jokes make you laugh, Olga?"   "nyet!"   "not yet? ok, I'll keep trying"

Just Sayin'	
	The misuse of literally      drives me figuratively insane

Quote of the Week
	No one goes to that restaurant anymore      it's always too crowded  

[#6 attributed to Yogi Berra, all others found online, source unknown]


"Warning - Body Humor"     Posted 8 Aug 2021
These monokus were inspired by our own Jan Allison and her giggle-invoking poems that often come with the caution in the title "Warning: Bawdy Humour".  Thanks for all the smiles, Jan!


when i carry my child on my back     i've got kid knees on my kidneys

looked up "useless body parts" in the text      found it in the appendix

how is it that you can love more than one person     with all of your heart?

it takes a lot of guts to admit      one needs to lose their belly fat

the agony of my teenage face      having pimples in my dimples

admirals have naval navels      mother's brothers have uncle's ankles

the ball rarely touches the foot?      hey U.S., let's call this sport "football"!

[All humor attributed to Edmo Snord]


"Bits and Pieces IV"      Posted 15 Aug 2021
Pun Ishment		
 the difference between a deer and a short witch?      one's a hunted stag

English Class	
 my teacher said,      "i've told you a billion times, don't use hyperbole!"

I Know, Right?		
 My friend had his entire left side amputated       he's all right now

News Flash		
 today's headline: Energizer Bunny in jail, charged with battery 

Just Sayin'		
 murals in restaurants      are on par with the food in art museums

Quote of the Week	
 when I was a kid my parents always moved a lot      but I always found them  

[Humor attribution: #4 by Joseph Nishimoto, #6 by Rodney Dangerfield, 
all others found online, sources  unknown]


"Bits and Pieces V"      Posted 22 Aug 2021
Pun Ishment
   when I wake up after a troubling nightmare     the rest is history

Fashion Faux Pas
   i wanted to wear my camouflage shirt today       I couldn't find it

Well If You Put It That Way…	
   a wedding:      one thing in life you don't want to go off without a hitch

The Yoda Quota	
   duct tape: dark side, light side, binds the universe together...    it's the force!

Just Sayin'	
   whenever you put yourself in someone else's shoes      wear your own socks

Quote of the Week	
   an oxymoron walked into a bar      the silence was deafening

  [humor attribution: #1 by Edmo Snord, #6 by Jill Thomas Doyle, all others found online, sources unknown]


"Bits and Pieces VI"      Posted 29 Aug 2021
Pun Ishment	
   metal items are metallic     for iron, isn't it ironic?

Good Advice	
   always have good beds and shoes      if you're not in one you're in the other

Clueless Clem - International Dating Dunce	
   "another date, Helga?"     "nein", she sighs.      
                                                         "nine? wow, you must really like me!"

Things That Make You Go "Hmm"	
	is it weird      that only one company makes the game Monopoly?

Just Sayn'	
	the economy's so bad      a picture's only worth 400 words

Quote of the Week	
	when I was born I was so darned ugly      the doctor slapped my mother  


[Humor Attribution: #6 by Rodney Dangerfield, all others found online, source unknown]
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