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 The first two limericks I posted the other day but Sara Kendrick requested that I write a sequel so added four more, I've included the two from the other day should you wish to read it in its entirety.


Bank robber Jim was one unlucky bloke
Went to draw his gun but the holster broke
It dropped on the bank floor 
And went off with a roar
The shock was too much and he had a stroke... 

Though he was unconscious he hadn't died
Woke in a coffin for his final ride 
In a desparate bid
Banged on the coffin lid 
But all he could hear was laughing outside... 

Written on 17th June 2021


Then someone shouted can you hear banging
It was quite faint because folks were singing 
The sheriff prised off the lid 
And he was so glad he did
Because he thought we'll have us a hanging...

Jim didn't know whether to laugh or cry
Resigned himself to the fact that he'd die 
Saw sheriff holding a rope 
Realised there was no hope
And for unlucky Jim the end was nigh... 

He was taken to the gallows in town 
Handcuffed and wearing nothing but a frown 
Jim was then starting to choke 
But with the drop the rope broke
The crowd screamed as poor Jim came tumbling down.. 

Unlucky Jim jumped up quick as a flash
As he passed the bank ran in and grabbed cash
He stole the first horse he saw 
Then let out a loud yee haw 
And for sweet freedom he made a quick dash... 

Written 19th June 2021

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