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"Book Worms" Posted 1 Feb 2021 i'm reading a book about anti-gravity I can't put it down that bio of Led Zeppelin's guitarist is a real Page turner don't miss this: "Dummies For Dummies" by Charlie McCarthy and Lamb Chop i'll admit there is a time and place for books in my hand and right now in one college course we read books about candy the class was Choc Lit today I got hit on the head by a book I have my shelf to blame [humor attribution: all humor found online of unknown origin] "But Weight, There's More" Posted 8 Feb 2021 for some of us during COVID overeating is a weigh of life when i feel plump i tell myself i'm not overweight, i'm undertall those who sell books on dieting are living off the fat of the land darwin's theory of sumo wrestling the survival of the fattest during lockdown, i'm on the seafood diet i see food, i eat it i saw my doctor and asked him what kind of shape i'm in he said "pear" [humor attribution - all were found online, of unknown origin] "Groucho Marx Edition" Posted 15 Feb 2021 if i said you had a gorgeous body would you hold it against me? i would never belong to a club that would have me as a member be open minded but not so open minded that your brains fall out i never forget a face but in your case, i'll make an exception i have had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it those are my principles and if you don't like them, well, I have others All humor attributed to the inimitable Groucho Marx "Occupational Hazards" Posted 22 Feb 2021 my dentist's motto be true to your teeth or they will be false to you bakers trade recipes with each other on a knead to know basis I called a budget exterminator he came with a flyswatter the butcher backed into the meat grinder and got behind in his work a back- and neck-straightener in Egypt is called a Cairo practer don't call me a plumber I am a "broker in new and used water" [Humor attribution - all humor found online, attribution unknown]
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