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Yours truly shirked fidelity regarding faithful vows bequeathed courtesy angel of mercy, who pledged her troth July twenty fifth nineteen ninety six five months (not quite to the day) before "star student" birthed on December twenty second, (now gainfully employed at Certified B-Corporation San Francisco, California). The missus madder than a raging (red) bull visa vis upon discovering mine absence (cuz I slept in the basement at 724 Railroad Avenue) how wretched and dull being married and celibate, hence yours truly sought full fill mint outside the marriage, yet unbeknownst to this husband an automatic, fatalistic, and opportunistic hull king, quaking, and vociferating wife gave me a thrashing tongue lashing harangue verbal dressing down, I betrayed, coveted another woman flaunted sacred pact and will (as good as) hang which sexual imbroglio, albeit (nocturnal escapade) did boomerang in earshot of both our young daughters virgin ears, thus a sudden pang to exit the scene arose up inside me courtesy wishful trapdoor to appear suddenly, (whereby regarding floorboards) from out mine overactive imagination sprang open to usher, and/or time travel back to earlier that fateful night rather than lang whooshing amidst livid rage self serving deserved fiery emasculation, the noose hence I did stage, experiencing withering, twittering, snapchatting, kickstarting blistering expletive laced epithets think ready to burst pressure cooker evincing dangerously hot level gauge driving figurative wedge between me family courtesy foaming at the mouth spouse (of course deux progeny affected) renting asunder and rendering hollow thee justice of the peace gordian tied, uttered, vouchsafed worded oath I did pledge. Divorce prematurely ejaculated, yet instantaneously dismissed no more pleasant alternative spewed versus contracting cankerous cyst analogous to toxic mother of our two offspring hissed disparaging me directly linkedin with promiscuous tryst me honestly, lamely, meekly justifying philandering gist cuz gal methought (good idea mister casanova wannabe), which came as soliloquizing aside to exchange as bartered bride thine scorned wife, who would relentlessly chide (even long after the day I died) heard thru tomb harrows coffin abominable behavior, I do readily admit figuratively found me electrified raging testosterone nsync with hormonal secretion my guide erotic gamboling, I chose not to hide never back once black traipsing inside viz yule eyes joyride.
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