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Silly Sally sells books, this week there's a sale -
               New titles each Friday; I go without fail.
          This book took the do-it-yourselfers by storm:
               "How To File Your Own Taxes" by May Linda Form.

          If this one's available, I'm calling dibs:
               "Let's Cook in the Backyard " by Barbie Q. Dribs.
          If that one is sold out, this might fit the bill:
               "The Perfect Hamburger" by Patty O'Grill.

          If you don't have time for the whole book, just scan it:
               "Naming Your Newspaper" by Dale E. Planet.
          This one's selling out, be the first on your block:
               "You Must Bring My Daughter Home" by Ada Clock.

          One book I've been wanting I think really rocks:
               It's called "Spooner's Footwear". It's by Susan Shocks.
          You students may need this one for your next quiz:
               "It's All About Nature" by Ollie G. Whiz.

          And speaking of science, this one is debateable:
               "Decomposing Organisms" by O. deGradable.
          If you know a student, I'm sure they will love:
               "Better Test Taking" by Olive D. Above.

          At 70 cents, this old book is a cheapie:
               "Hypnosis Tricks" by U. R. Barry Sleepy.
          For those with a more Catholic upbringing:
               "Be On Time For Church" by Isabel Ringing.

          Need help thinking quicker? This one's on the button:
               "Reacting in Crises" by Olive O'Sudden.
          You could take this one on your longer vacations:
               "Destroyer Warfare" by Mandy Battlestations.

          To order this title, you may have to beg:
               "My Very Small Breakfast" by I. Ada Negg.
          I know of a fitness book you ought to buy:
               "I'm Living Forever" by Dawn Wanda Dye.

          This could be a best-seller, I have no doubt:
               "It's None of Your Business, You Twit!" by Bud Out.
          You may think these books are for real. If you do,
               there's a nice bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you!
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