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Anomalous poetic contrivance evokes... googling inept kickstarted lame outré jaunty hokum (alternately titled: Random screenshot within me noggin instantaneously transforming, née devolving into gobbledygook.) I got born with poker faced physiognomy, no matter yours truly doth not play cards though self same person impractical joker shuffles thru life without (think silent owl) gives no hoot, though reckons Halloween mask permanently affixed bonafide tragic/ comic features ofttimes resignation chiefly communicated, one luckless boyish looking goodfella, (a veritable greybeard, albeit or kissed striated uber wordsmith yawping zee lot misanthrope) chronologically edging two ward the edge of night concerning mortality, meanwhile fudging primitive protoplasmic prurient predilection emblematic of proud primate, i.e. Homo sapiens 1% Neanderthal. At birth, yours truly a tangle of arms & legs scrawny bundle of lovely bones linkedin as hypothetical extinct creature halfway in evolutionary line between modern human beings and their anthropoid progenitors, an atavistic penchant to scurry along on all his four indistinguishable limbs rooting around for grubs using quasi snout (visualize) multi sensory proboscis (adorned with coiled cilia) evolved for touching, tasting, snorting, and (sniffing out) smelling faintest molecular jot. Mutations begat courtesy in vitro fertilization gone awry amateur Doctor Frankenstein wannabe horror, he did decry innocuous experiment genetically designing generic guy wrested out bubbling test tube, manifested nsync with no lie feted date regarding celebrated jumping frog of Calaveras County - chosen birthday one primate roaming July 2nd, 2020 approximately CCXLIV orbitz after initial 1776 fourth of July ushering, igniting, exploding contentious, prodigious, riotous racial quandary paramount issue conscientious Earthlings contend obliged regarding minecrafted dissension front and center across spectrum of humanity necessary burning issue Homo sapiens unavoidable progressive equality mandate to occupy even attention of Holden Caulfield made household name courtesy J(erome) D(avid) Salinger's Catcher in the rye. No matter yours truly peculiar looking packaged, oddly pickled, and puckered, thus token scapegoat (no kidding), this ole buck (bully me) shunned, ostracized, penalized..., (when just good little boy, nor baad ass man) never privy to good luck, cuz I always feel (felt) excluded, intimidated, and marginalized (yes in part resembling a being from an alien nation (and/or outer limits thereof) preferring the twilight zone, especially when dark shadows crawl along edge of night, where nocturnal ghastly emanations issue forth. Mine easily becoming hypnotized allows, enables, and provides ingress for spectral constituent shape shifting material courtesy Matthew Scott Harris, which disembodied ethereal flotsam phantasmagorical spirited phenomenon coalesces around me gently cocooning, engulfing, and fabricating yours truly, whereby I become transmogrified into an unfurled magic Harris Tweed Scottish welcome mat flying to and fro, hither and yon.
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