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My mobile is a purple turtle. Made in Red China by brain dead slave labourers. It has some wonderful features. These include: 

Free TV. Pull up the delicate aerial and away you go. Ten channels and no licence. See the latest MMA fight or KPOP music video.

The 0.3 megapixel camera is so lousy it's funny. See the blurred photos of times gone by. Go to video mode, it's the same. Film yourself cursing a turtle.

Try the internet. Wifi works a treat. Login to Facefuk and say Hi to your mates. When the server crashes, login again. And again and again and again and again.

Upload a photo to Facefuk, that works fine. Your photo is there in triplicate. Isn't one turtle enuff? No, there's three!

You need a SIM card to use the phone for calls. I don't use a local one but my English chip. I can use the free net then. I use my exosketch mobile for calls.

Before you go online, the purple turtle phone needs a brain. A 4 gig card gives plenty of memory to surf the net, login to Facefuk and check the news. Forget Yahoo mail.

This is my SKK E99 mobile. It cost 999 pesos and it a joy to behold. Who needs touch screen? I've some chunky QWERTY buttons that'll last a decade.

My cool purple turtle phone with a screen protector. I promise to look after it and keep it forever. No upgrade needed.





Picnic by Jimmy Boom Semtex

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