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Deer Ruby,

Daddy doubtful hardly Dorothy know you ...
it’s the bare bones, Toto truth

Variety gossip on the street
by parrot beaks chirping canary peeps

Said your mother had a one-night-stand revue;
a private audience of one, burlesque interview

Receptionist Rita 
wardrobe malfunction rumor denied:
Saying it show was a casting couch, 
fertility snafu tell

A mistaken DNA identity test tube fail,
surrogate voices seeking financial bail

Deer Ruby

I’m paternity suit warning you,
don’t go try to sell 
this sperm whale of a tale
to the tabloid press

Or you’ll be SUV standing in the crosshair road
of my ambitious career progress
Don’t do a Big Poppa no  no

Deer Ruby

Daughter maybe,
you might become a Jane Doe
Roadkill statistical ... accidental tourist tagged toe 
On the way blind date 
to the doctored Dub Helix party,
DOA fashionably late

Deer Ruby

Coroner foul play fate awaits
To be black ice bait 
is a slippery curve, swerve shame

Father Time
told me to double indemnity clause
policy tell you:
Have a nice afterlife!

Daddy questionable 
gives his best dirt wishes with closed coffin kisses

So take a momentary morgue pause,
and for insurance fraud sake — 
Think twice about it  ...  Don’t get cash hash-tagged, 
urn brownie baked

Deer Ruby

If you’re truly hip to the big con,
the real money underbelly action
Gender labels don’t matter none
for a mirror image son-of-a-gun

Deer Ruby

Just between you $ and $ me, hon ...
my probable, umbilical oven bun
I give a wink-and-nod confession — 
I do hope you’re my wiseguy son!

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