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Weird "fake" news This pencil necked geek did hair thru the long grapevine actually following false tidbit originated within imagination i.e. mine, while stationed at Macbook Pro laptop - time already inching close to hour of rise and shine yikes still no bloody poem, though with futility, I keep try'n past bewitching hour, where body, now incumbent to get supine hours after taking warm shower feeling gloriously, exceptionally, comfortably, admirably... relaxed, when captain my captain asinine idea arose with futility to opine albeit, ludicrous, outrageous, ridiculous... carafe out loud if you dare boot... be ready to make beeline hive got muppet Hen son powers divine, no matter yours truly drones design, nonetheless me thought wine not share blurb nsync with tickle me Elmo, who awaits at intersection, where Sesame Street crosses Pine unless scariest beastly monster appears sending shivers, viz small cilia along spine, though profound this ain't, only with collusion will yours truly resign. In toto now attempt made to explain primary peculiar poetic bent composed by vested apoplectic gent, no matter mental energy he spent dashing off above irrelevant "ine" cuz he reached wits end to explain cogent initial following crux not tangent to preceding bloody effort in vain spent devoid of sense, sensibility, or amusement, thus no continuity despite fervent effort made to stitch seamlessly all above, and what comprises rhyming content all I ask... please be tolerant and lenient. Symbiotic microbial organisms dwell within shirt collars interstitial spaces... expel microscopic pincers to grab well anchored, harried, styled... hair follicles constituting tough protein called keratin poised to strike back, minus stray, tell tale loose strands easily retract within scalp pulled tortoise shell, subsequently scurry pell mell even those thickly coated with Brylcreem gel yea, those slippery hard to grab yell low orange strands with hair raising pluck subsequently fell eventually baldly snagged, tugged, uprooted... formerly hirsute bigwig(s) kvell issue hair reed clangorous rebel yell denuded pate(s) appear(ed) shiny and swell, and resembled see thru billiard ball clearly (self evidently) lacking substance within hollowed shell. Lemme resume kick starting purported poem neigh no more stalling, hesitating, fumfering... okay, thus without further delay imagine whichever prez comes to mind standing about six foot three, and approximately doth weigh two hundred and fifty pound orangutan hood doth don orange-blond "fake" toupee pensively jabbering, issuing, harrumphing... (analogous to first Chinese brother who swallowed the sea) initially gesticulating comically, then furiously, and finally impossibly loosed ocean at bay no chance for treasure hunters to get away.
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