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@2Twenty0 CharlaXTitles CADD CharlaXAgainstDrunkDrivers Puke all over the seat and get some on your dogs head and a little on the wife’s purse get her good and Madd at yew so she will take the car keys and drop them in the piranha pool to keep the control of the car away from yew. DO not ever try to drive the car like that again. Be my friend let the motor idle when the belly has an idol in the center of your disgusting fatness leave the driving to the women or call the rental. Drinking is a disease of the mind heart liver central being alcoholic yew. It is now not only whiskey but people drugging swagging smoking of the left handed Turkish variety just puffing passing smoking inhaling like a Clinton Will. Stronger measures now aer needed to stop the added danger of a high mucky muck brown frame toker from totaling the soccer van of Mother. There is station wagons on the road this mourning with whiskey bumps all over them the women drivers not exempt from hitting poles and other cars and then my friend there is the LAW of Johnny combined to probable cause. When the police man shines his light inside the car and sees at least thirteen empty beer bottles laying in the back seat empty he has a right to ask ewe iff ewe aer recycling them or drinking. A road test complete with breathalyzer please make them touch the nose never mind the sneezes please.
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