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THE ARTIST An artist from the city of Rangoon Wanted to paint the crater's of the moon Packed canvas, brush and paint Told his wife who did faint Then he took off in a hot air balloon. THE SCIENTIST A bright scientist who worked at the zoo Thought in genetics he'd make a breakthrough Mixed some bovine With some feline And now all the lions at the zoo roar moo. CLIFF A young butcher from New York called Cliff Checked cold storage cos of a strong whiff He then opened the lock Forgot to use the chock The next morning they found him quite stiff. THE SHERIFF Then there was the old sheriff of SouthPaw Went up the hills to arrest an outlaw It wasn't the sheriff's day Cos the baddie got away Shouted" up yours old sheriff and yee haw". FREDDY A womaniser called Freddy from Fife Was caught out by his long suffering wife Of course he denied "You liar" she cried And while he slept took revenge with a knife. Written 6th July 2019.
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