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Self Empowerment Of This Shemevdik... January thirteenth two thousand and nineteen will complete mine third score orbitz round the sun, (I can hardly believe that either) who as a youth evinced demure and effete traits, and now weathered, Ongepatshket, and plenty seasoned, I feel ready to greet a garrulous, humorous, and indecorous Shikse for an indiscreet liaison, where she will get reddit to shutterfly, and twitter like an uber keet oozing with NON GMO gluten and monosodium glutimate saccharine dripping with au naturale oversweet ample bosom shapely waist, and derriere replete with plenty of junk in the trunk cavorting, flirting, and issuing manumission to fraternize, friskily frolic fruitfully mixing bedlam with bunk sundering politesse as a "FAKE", gentlemanly, and honorable hunk, when in truth,...this lapsed (Lou Zoo Lee) christened nebish lunk bookish, loutish, and wonkish teasing seminarian formerly seclusive monk keying into my inner philanderer, yeah...yeah...yeah overdrunk with prurient fantasies donning an imitation of (guess who), one narcissistic trumpeting punk at heart my idol, no matter the teetering ship of state he nearly countersunk, which purportedly mirrors his Wharton curriculum vitae, which...well showed he nearly did flunk apprenticed as POTUS with FLOTUS attractive trophy wife (number three) female chunk and,...oh yes aesthetically pleasing female real estate from appearances marriage barren and devoid of great je nais sais quois, though Melania rarely irate, and partial government shutdown of late reverberating with fallout, that does oscillate furloughed federal employees to perspire principally at increased amortization rate.
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