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GOOD OLE NUMBER 659 UNION MEMBERSHIP DRIVE HELD IT'S ANNAUL " LOVERS COUPLING SOCAIL EVENT" IT'S MEMBERSHIP BRAGGS OF HAVING 620 MALE MEMBERS AND 666 FEMALE MEMBERS. DURING THE "PLEDGE DRIVE": 46 FEMALE MEMBERS, WITHDREW FROM THE UNION, SITING LONELYNESS AND HAVING TO DEAL WITH MEMBERS WHO WERE ALREADY SPOKEN FOR. HEARING THIS 20 MALE MEMBERS WITHDREW FROM THE UNION, CITING EMPTY PROMISES AS THE REASON FOR THEIR WITHDRAWEL. THE STRAGGLER MEMBERS FORMED, THE " KNIGHTS OF LOVERS UNION, WHICH PAYS THE SAME MEMBERS FEE'S AS THE OTHER MEMEBERS, BUT EACH MEMBER HAS PLEDGED TO PAY 1/3 PERCENT MORE FOR THEIR NEW "CLUB MEMBERSHIP FEE'S FOR THE FIRST FULL YEAR OF MEMBERSHIP. THE PRESIDENT OF THE COUSEL OF THIS NEWLY DAUL MEMBERSHIP UNION, AGGREED THAT THESE UNIONS COULD CO-EXIST AS TWO SEPERATE ENTIITIES, BUT WOULD BE FULLY RECOGNIZED AS MEMBERS OF THE "GOOD OLE NUMBER 659 UNION, AND THEIR RESPONSIBLITY TO THE UNION WOULD BE SAME, AND DUES AND FEE'S WOULD BE COLLECTED INT HE SAME MANNER. CLUB MEETINGS WOULD BE SHEDULED WITH REGARD TO THE IMPORTANCE BEING PRIORITY, AND EACH CLUB COULD HAVE IT'S OWN EQUALLY IMPORTANT YEARLY ANNAUL PARTY, TO RAISE MONEY FOR THE CLUBS EXSISTANCE.THE NEW CLUB USED THE SYMBOL OF A PURPLE BASSOON AS A WAY OF RECOGNIZING IT'S EXSISTANCE. AND THEY APPOINTED A DAUL PRESIDENTS, ONE WHICH HAS OVERSIGHT OF FINCAE, THE OTHER WHICH REGULATES RESPONSIBLITY AND HAS THE POWER TO OVERTROW AND APPOINT NEW PEOPLE TO POSITIONS OF POWER AND RESPONSIBLITY. NEW MEMBERS COULD ONLY TAKE MEMBERSHIP THRU THE NEWLY APPOINTEDADMIRAL OF ARMS, WHO HAS THE POWER TO MAKE PERSONS MEMBERS WITHOUT THE APPROVAL OF THE PRESIDENTS AND INDIVDAUL MEMBERS: ONLY THE NUMBER OF TWELVE MEMBERS COULD OVERIDE THE ADMIRAL OF ARMS, AND STILL THEN HIS VETO, COULD CHALLENGE THE TWELVE MEMBERS, MAKING THEN THE SECERTARY OF ARMS THE ONE VOTE WHICH THEN DECIDES THE AFFAIR, THIS IS CALLED" DELGRINS HORSE: OR PAPA'S BULL RULE, THIS WAS SIGNED INTO EXSITANCE USING THE DRUMMER ROLL SIGNATURE CLAUSE, WHICH MAKES IT SO THAT ALL MEMBERS OF THE MEMBERSHIP COMMITY ARE ALL UNDER THE THUMB OF THE ADMIRAL OF ARMS, BUT NOT THE SECATARY OF ARMS WHO'S POWERS ARE ONLY RECOGNIZED DURING A DISPUTE. UNDER THIS RULE THE SECATARY IS MADE THE REFFERREE OF CONFLICT, AND WRITE'S IN THE NEW MEMBERS AS" DISPUTED" BUT THE MEMBERSHIP OF THE NEWLY APPROVED PERSON CAN NOT HAVE BE ANY THING OTHER THAN EQUAL TO EACH OTHER MEMBER, UNLESS SEEN UNFIT, BY THE "BOARD OF ETHICS CHAIR" WHO IS VOTED IN ON A YEARLY BASIC'S.
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