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Every day I get woken up 
As the sun comes up 
By my phone ringing 
With a fake call 
 
 
It seems that the only people 
Who ever bother to call me 
Are the fake call people 
 
 
Who all call me 
With fake sincerity 
 
 
Offering me a great deal 
On this and that scam 
 
 
I curse at them 
Yell at them 
Mutter obscenities in foreign tongues 
And block their calls 
 
 
Yet it does not seem to matter 
The next call will be 
Yet another fake call 
 
 
Am I doomed to receive 
Fake calls until I day I die 
 
 
I turn on my computer 
And read my fake news accounts 
And watch TV for the latest fake news 
 
 
And the politicians lying 
And the criminals scheming 
To take my money 
 
 
The Zappa song comes to mind 
 
 
You will obey me while I lead you 
And eat the garbage that I feed you 
Until the day that we don't need you 
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you 
Your mind is totally controlled 
It has been stuffed into my mold 
And you will do as you are told 
Until the rights to you are sold 
 
 
That's right, folks . . . 
Don't touch that dial 
 
 
And I scream to the universe Just leave me alone 
Then the phone rings…..

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