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I worked hard to achieve my goal I moved to the south to avoid the snow I've been keeping track on my graph I look at my competition and start to laugh My closest competition lives five miles from here Now it's my turn to be ho of the year My pimp is always bragging to the pimps union He says he's never seen such a young ho whose career is already bloomin' Tomorrow is my day off, but I want the overtime Heck, as a ho I still haven't reached my prime I will now have ten vacation days to use when I want To get where I am, you have to flirt and flaunt The final results are still unclear I'm dying to know if I am the ho of the year My pimp tells me there is a new ho in town She wears one of those stupid little hooker purses, I let her know it's too late for her this time around My pimp says he will put her under my care I tell him she's my competition, and give him a glare He smacks me with an open hand across the face He tells me, that was to put you in your place He says don't ever forget I am in charge, I want that clear A crowd comes out, he hugs me and says congratulations you were chosen as ho of the year I am awarded a trophy, flowers and a golden crown I am given the night off a limo to take me to the luxury hotel downtown They have reserved me the presidential suite It will feel good to be off my feet I tell the driver I want to stop for some beer I will get drunk and celebrate a lifetime achievement as ho of the year
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