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(alternately titled: Zayda born April 9th, 1929) e'er since his birth, his daring do didst not abate the penultimate most spectacular concrete incontestable product constituting biological offspring developing, fashioning, and incubating gene nee us, he unwittingly didst create encoded whence he got conceived approximately begat circa July nineteen twenty eight, and hence upon April ninth two thousand and eighteen cometh denoting exceptional great ness among kith and kin innate awareness to take stock and celebrate, how a series of fortunate events commencing with a date to Harriet Kuritsky (at that time, yet to pledge her troth) accepting storied handsome fellow, whose constitution sturdy as "forest" timber (definition of groom) to be lawfully wedded wife... until death do them part) unwittingly marriage didst emancipate my mother, who met a awful, cruel and terminal undeserving fate, which tortured demise, the grim reaper gladly, gleefully, and glibly held her steadfast thru death decreed grate a permanent life sentence, she vehemently did hate and fiercely fought tooth and nail (unimaginable to me, thee sole son), how agonizingly bitterly clearly irate such suffering wrenched, wrought, wrung August marriage permanently cleft by malicious, nefarious, and opprobrious tongue no heroic measures, only lamentation slung upon the livingsocial clinging, where grief rung every last ounce, though thru each passing year thy mum gone thirteen orbitz round the sun, that shear ring raw emotion still persists in concert with lear ring grimace of deathly hallows, 'ere obstinate heart ache lessened now since papa found bliss in which to steer the prow of his four score and nine aged ship of state row wing (or more or less peacefully drifting) berthed in consonant with vow wills - a staunch spirit does wow!
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