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Pick up the plaid skirt curly,
ride to the rave party on the down low
Sneak out the lame pimple place early,
take the cutie to the Hush Hush ‘Mo ‘Mo
Trying to act playa Romeo ... like he know,
but those fumbling hands show
And the honey he brought,
she don’t know too much mo’
Amateur young lovers trying to be pros ...
mature triple X adult for the first time
But they be talking too much,
don’t know when to put the tongue 
in the plug
How to get wired ... get electrocuted love
They don’t tell each other that they really don’t know,
so they continue to put on a clumsy show
She talks a titillating tart Juliet,
but she ain’t a grown woman yet 
Her body says she’s good to go — 
but she don’t know how to pick up the pole,
and vault to the next love level tho’
And the rookie Casanova, with the limp bent noodle,
ain’t got a French poodle clue what to Irish lip doodle
So they continue on with their comedic vaudeville shuffle :
Dumbo gives the bimbo Bambi girl
a hasty, upstairs wardrobe malfunction
This gets dizzy Dolly’s bra flapping like a pigeon
runway model at a pantomime luncheon
Fanny Panty Brice and Klutzy Superfly
starring in a “Dingbat Does Doofus” short sex life
Silly-o omelette loving ... screw ups by the dozen
Doh boy’s first diddle muffins never got into the oven,
cuz he couldn’t get the rise inside the Twinkie to grow
Donut hole girl never got the cream-filled poke ladle straddle,
cuz she couldn’t turn the soft soft wood into hard hard paddle
No tell no ‘mo 
what you say you know ... but don’t
No tell no ‘mo 
what you say you can do ... but your IQ won’t
No tell no ‘mo 
what you say you know ... but you really don’t
No tell no ‘mo 
what you say you can do ... but don’t know how
to 
make the bosom udders give up 
the moo-moo
Baby woodpecker wearing a baby chef rubber hat,
take your baby beaver apron 
unloosed string bow
and naked fetch the how-to-milk stool now
No tell no ‘mo 
what you say you can do ... but don’t know how
Get the ‘Mo ‘Mo 
moo-moo tail tongue pail —  Right now!
And go out to
the barn and learn how to milk the cow
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