Here Ye, Here Ye
(a very old poem poem written as an adolescent)
To everyone who sees this,
They are commanded to chant
"Hinahiboaola" in the most
Gracious and humble
Manner you can
At that present time.
That is an order from Hina
Nasroalaba Soooaoieeee
And his Royal Court.
If you decide to act on his critical command in a negative way,
You shall be thrashed with big squishy lima beans, and will be called a "Bohemian purple ostrich" by our Deedeeouieeee Royal Guards
Then you shall simply be dragged away to our dungeon
Where you can only have stale beer and grandmother's 200
Year old chocolate screaming rat pies
all day long.
Then,
At late evening,
You shall be commanded to
Disgustingly
Throw-up
Everything you were commanded to eat earlier.
If you decide to chant this royal chant
You shall be happily commanded to do
Everything I said to do if you didn't chant it
But you'll do it
Backwards,
Wit a one-legged yellow baboon
Called Booboocox.
Ordered by your
Royal Court of Humukakaland.
Signed,
King Masabalabasooooooieeee
(King Matt for short)
Copyright © Matt Caliri | Year Posted 2021
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