Expensive Restaurants

Where waiters are treated like slaves and customers like gods Where the wishes of the customers are fulfilled with a head nod People look to gain respect from the price of their plates Hungry customers that complain and too impatient to wait Some order expensive dishes to impress and that's the norm It becomes expensive celebrating the day they were born It gets complicated with taste buds having a split decision And the deceptive prices on the menu go unmentioned Many work hard and eat fancy as a personal treat Where the single hang out hoping for someone to meet You would hear nasty gossip or a married couple having issues Or statements made about a thankless customer who was rude It's amazing how much people would pay for good service But returning an order to the cook makes me nervous Saying the customer is always right is a terrible view Have you ever wondered what your waiter thought of you