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A Funny Thing Happened On My Way To My House

A funny thing happened on my way to my house

I shouldn’t have taken the bus on that day
A digestive issue was starting to rise
My house I feared was a long trip away
I hurt deep inside it was not a surprise
My poor enzyme levels were ready to flop
The pancreas nutrients were going to drop
And finally the bus had come to a stop
I ran to my bathroom and prepared to plop
My zipper got stuck and I feared for the worst
A gas evoked smoke ashamed and accursed
It finally opened a privy ejection
then I sat still and had a reflection
If I encounter this same situation 
Meds will be with me to prevent this causation

A funny thing happened Contest
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July 22, 2018

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Date: 7/25/2018 8:58:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. Well done!
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Ralph Sergi
Date: 8/4/2018 1:14:00 PM
Thank you, Susan
Date: 7/24/2018 9:15:00 AM
A race against time..Congrats on your win Ralph
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Date: 7/23/2018 3:31:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Ralph:-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 7/23/2018 1:58:00 PM
Bad situation to be in--vividly described in this WINNING poem, Ralph! Janice
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Date: 7/23/2018 11:17:00 AM
ohh dear, i can imagine the sense of urgency, ralph..lol!... good one!..huggs
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Date: 7/22/2018 7:15:00 PM
I'm glad you made it home, Ralph. Might have to start carrying an adult diaper:) Good luck!
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Date: 7/22/2018 6:26:00 PM
oh so funny until it really happens to someone Ralph!:-) hugs jan xx
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