A Funny Thing Happened On My Way To My House
A funny thing happened on my way to my house
I shouldn’t have taken the bus on that day
A digestive issue was starting to rise
My house I feared was a long trip away
I hurt deep inside it was not a surprise
My poor enzyme levels were ready to flop
The pancreas nutrients were going to drop
And finally the bus had come to a stop
I ran to my bathroom and prepared to plop
My zipper got stuck and I feared for the worst
A gas evoked smoke ashamed and accursed
It finally opened a privy ejection
then I sat still and had a reflection
If I encounter this same situation
Meds will be with me to prevent this causation
A funny thing happened Contest
Sponsored by Robert Haigh
July 22, 2018
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