Santa
Santa and his reindeer
Landed on my house
Invading my tranquility
Much larger than a mouse
He didn’t have a gift for me
Just was taking a short break
From all his other rituals
On Christmas Eve he did take
I gave him milk and cookies
Carrots for each deer
And boy was his belly big
As he laughed with Christmas cheer
He prepared to leave my rooftop
With his sleigh and 8 reindeer
When he handed me a small gift
And faded in the midnight air
Inside the wrapping was a treat
That made me laugh with joy
Just add water to the mix
And you will grow a life sized boy
I took a bowl and filled it with water
Placed the tiny figure within its depth
Than I retreated to my bedroom
Laid down and finally slept
In the morning I awoke
To singing in the other room
Rather raspy was the voice
It must be my inflated groom
I lay there for awhile
To scared to view the source
Who would believe this
Nonsense and utter discourse
Lo and behold the door opened
And Santa’s gift was there
Tall dark and handsome
Completely grown and bare
I laughed with such pleasure
And told him come to bed
Such is the gift from Santa
My desires he had met
Copyright © Kelli White | Year Posted 2023
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