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8/9/25

homo phones


wee've awl maid miss takes
sum foke think their perfect butt
cann knot sea era’s!
 
eye fink aye cann right
butt eye’ll admit sum era’s
sum thymes doo app pier

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Line Gauthier

Date: 8/14/2025 4:22:00 AM

Fun poem... I especially can relate to the big 'perfect butt' ~ lol

Lyric Man

Date: 8/12/2025 11:54:00 AM

Jan, your write is clever, humorous.. brilliant. You have a beautiful mind and I love it!!

Duke Beaufort

Date: 8/12/2025 11:52:00 AM

Too funny Jan. Gotta love work like this!!! It's a real insight. Take care and smiles!!

David Crandall

Date: 8/11/2025 8:13:00 PM

funny ID a!

Line Gauthier

Date: 8/11/2025 7:28:00 AM

lol ~ sweet

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/10/2025 9:59:00 PM

Love this, Jan

Jerry T Curtis

Date: 8/10/2025 8:42:00 AM

Jan, If you did this for a contest.... ewe one

Abdullah Alhemaidy

Date: 8/10/2025 7:41:00 AM

I love "down to earth mind" persons!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2025 7:50:00 AM

not sure where my mind goes sometimes Abdullah but I have seen so much BS on soup recently - I mean we know there is only one perfect person on soup we keep being told lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rowena Velasco

Date: 8/10/2025 4:06:00 AM

I like how this poem keeps it real with its playful spelling and honest message. It’s funny and down-to-earth, reminding us all that nobody’s perfect and that’s totally okay!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2025 4:28:00 AM

Thanks so much for your lovely comment Rowena, I'm so Glad you found it amusing:-) Hugs Jan xx 9 I even found a typo earlier i had pear not pier lol) oops I'm not prefect at awl:-(

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 8/10/2025 2:22:00 AM

So you have a hippo language? Lovely haikus.

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2025 4:00:00 AM

just homo phone fun Victor lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Deb M

Date: 8/10/2025 2:00:00 AM

I like that Jan…..hippo language Ha! Debx

Jan Allison
Date: 8/10/2025 4:00:00 AM

it shore was fun too right Deb! hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/9/2025 5:07:00 PM

A parent Lee! Ha ha!

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2025 5:18:00 PM

your comment made my day Thanks Kim!!:-) hugs Jan x

Lin Lane

Date: 8/9/2025 3:18:00 PM

Time for you to write Limericks about those who think they're perfect. You know the kind who think their butts don't stink. (that's putting it nicely)

Jan Allison
Date: 8/9/2025 3:41:00 PM

lol Lin i may just do that :-) hugs Jan xx