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A girls night out

Blog Posted:5/7/2014 5:13:00 AM

I love women with a sense of humour , I am noticing as I look around this site that so many have a fantastic sense of fun , I know what the guys get up to on our nights out and enjoyed every story but I'm noticing you ladies are a lot more secretive  Time you came out of the closet I think  So my new competition will be for ladies only , I would like you to work in pairs if possible but its not essential , The girls night out might be the last night before you get married , A works outing perhaps , Anything you want but its girls out having fun ,

Possibly the local Gods gift to women is hitting on you  How will you deal with that ?

You might join in a pole dancing competition  I really don't care as long as its funny

I want to see just how outrageous you dare to be ,

As the best stories always have a twist , Here's mine ,  Guys for the purposes of this competition can enter but they must become girls , I want no names on the entries , So I won't know if it is boy or girl who has written the funniest entry 

Oh and ladies , The stories don't have to be true but just in case they are , I promise not to tell anyone 




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Date: 5/7/2014 4:00:00 PM
oh this is going to be fun, Great topic, I can't wait to write and read for it!
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Darren Watson
Date: 5/8/2014 4:55:00 AM
I am sure you will be funnier than Joan Rivers , lol Please have fun .
Date: 5/7/2014 2:51:00 PM
Oh gosh...I HAVE to enter this one!
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Darren Watson
Date: 5/8/2014 4:54:00 AM
Please do and enjoy the writing , I promise i'll enjoy the reading .
Date: 5/7/2014 1:57:00 PM
Will try my best to entertain and amuse you Darren hugs Jan/Stan x
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Darren Watson
Date: 5/8/2014 4:52:00 AM
Just have lots of fun , I will pick that up straight away.
Date: 5/7/2014 12:37:00 PM
Hi Darren, I think, I will give it a go... seems like fun..Linda
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Darren Watson
Date: 5/8/2014 4:52:00 AM
Please do and be at your wicked best , lol

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