Dancing For Fun

I'm doing a little highland dancing and I've gone commando under my kilt I lay down my claymore Then dance around the hilt . but I slipped and did the splits Now I'm only slightly built . Dah, Dah, Twiddly , Dah Twiddly Twiddly Dee Let go of your sporran and come and dance with me . You have to go commando and expose your hairy knee's Belts off Troosers down Let your bits dangle in the breeze Ignore the flashing blue lights Tell the police men to sod off I'll come and visit you in prison The next time I have another day off. Dah , Dah , Twiddly , Dah Twiddly , Twiddly , Dee Let go of your sporran and come and dance with me.