The Reason I Stopped Growing

I was playing with my favourite toy One night as I lay in bed Grandpa caught me and called me a naughty boy and this is what he said . Darren ,I don't mean to be unkind if you don't stop. You'll go deaf and blind then You're gonna stop growing and you'll lose your mind . Sorry grandpa , I must have misunderstood I thought it was you who said I should You said everything in moderation does us good That's why I've been pulling my pud . I confess mistakes have been made I now wear jam jar bottom glasses and a real strong hearing aid.