They tend to be suspicious, bristly, paranoid-type people with huge egos they push around like some elephantiasis victim with his distended testicles in a wheelbarrow terrified no doubt that some skulking ingrate of a clone student will sneak into his very brain and steal his genius work.

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A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

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I was walking down the street when this man hammering on his roof called me a paranoid little freak... In morse code.

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He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

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My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

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And I know I'm paranoid and neurotic, I've made a career out of it.

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I went to the doctor the other day and he said I was a paranoid schizophrenic... Well, he didn't actually say it, but we know what he was thinking.

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Nothing got him angrier than when people implied he was paranoid. It made him feel persecuted.

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Call me paranoid but finding '/*' inside this comment makes me suspicious

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Paranoids are people, too they have their own problems. It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too.

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Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you.

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Everyone is avoiding me except all those who are following me.

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Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

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The question is not if you are paranoid, it is if you are paranoid enough

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