Home » Quotes » Lemonade Quotes

Lemonade Quotations

Lemonade quotations. Find, read, and share Lemonade quotations. These are the best examples of Lemonade quotes on PoetrySoup.

Post your quotes and then create memes or graphics from them.

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Emo Phillips |

We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons...

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Alfred E Newman |

We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture polish is made from real lemons

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Alfred E Neuman |

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Deep Thoughts |

If you have a lemon, make lemonade.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Howard Gossage |

If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anonymous |

Member Quotes About Lemonade

"When life hands you lemons... make a delicious pie and smack em in the face with it!" "When life hands you lemons.... say, thank you, I love lemons!" "When life hands you lemons... make lemonade, set up a stand, and give it to anyone who is thirsty."

Go to Quote / Comment | Crystol Woods |

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Or orange juice or apple juice. Don't. Never ever, never ever. Instead, wait until life gives you peace, friendship, charity, and love. Lemons are sour, like life. Don't rush it. Wait and something better will come to you.

Go to Quote / Comment | Rachel Towner |