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Quote Left Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg. Quote Right
Quote Left 'I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair!' 'I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!' 'I am the itch you cannot reach!' 'I am the paper cut that ruins your day!' 'I am the parking meter that expires while you shop!' 'I am the plot-twist in the 2nd reel!' 'I am the terror that flaps in the night!' 'I am the weirdo who sits next to you on the bus!' 'I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmares!' 'I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am!' Quote Right
Quote Left Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath. Quote Right
Quote Left If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. Quote Right
Quote Left Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senat. Quote Right
Quote Left When in doubt, duck. Quote Right
Quote Left Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate. Quote Right
Quote Left You have the brain of a five-year-old child, and they must have been pleased to get rid of it. Quote Right
Quote Left Walking women want to see the southern cross at night And so they set aside a sock, and tie their laces tight Yes mournful is the melody that echoes in their heads Without a beat they march along, believing Bach is dead. Quote Right
Quote Left Among all the emotions, the rich have the least talent for love. It is possible to love one's dog, dress or duck-shooting hat, but a human being presents a more difficult problem. The rich might wish to experience feelings of affection, but it is almost impossible to chip away the enamel of their narcissism. They take up all the space in all the mirrors in the house. Their children, who represent the most present and therefore the most annoying claim on their attention, usually receive the brunt of their irritation. Quote Right
Quote Left Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time. Quote Right
Quote Left Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Quote Right
Quote Left I took to photography like a duck to water. I never wanted to do anything else. Excitement about the subject is the voltage which pushes me over the mountain of drudgery necessary to produce the final photograph. Quote Right
Quote Left My God! The English language is a form of communication! Conversation isn't just crossfire where you shoot and get shot at! Where you've got to duck for your life and aim to kill! Words aren't only bombs and bullets -- no, they're little gifts, containing meanings! Quote Right
Quote Left A duck walks into a chemist and asks for a condom. The guy at the chemist said, 'Do you want me to put it on your bill?'. The duck said, 'No! What do you think I am, a dickhead or something?'. Quote Right
Quote Left I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath. Quote Right
Quote Left The nearest the modern general or admiral comes to a small-arms encounter of any sort is at a duck hunt in the company of corporation executives at the retreat of Continental Motors, Inc. Quote Right
Quote Left Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. Quote Right
Quote Left Why a duck? Quote Right
Quote Left Honey, I forgot to duck. Quote Right
Quote Left When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down? Quote Right
Quote Left A dancer goes quick on her beautiful legs; a duck goes quack on her beautiful eggs. Quote Right
Quote Left If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands Quote Right
Quote Left Why a duck? Why-a no chicken? Quote Right
Quote Left He?s big, strong and fast. He runs with anger. He?s mad when he carries the ball. You don?t see him duck and dive. Quote Right

Member Quotes About Duck

Quote Left There are no ugly ducklings only judgmental swans. Quote Right
Quote Left Dawn's opened her eyes inside loving heart* Making her entrance, across the dark bay* Yawns from baby ducks getting their first start*Waking cries, as mothers lay at their sway*Spawns of light upon the stage, cast and part*Staking claim to heartbeats of a new day*Nature's an eye-opener, start to end*Captures the sight of mankind as its penned Quote Right
Quote Left After the waterfalls of tears are laid to rest~There would be a river~A stream~A pond~Where little duckies are singing~And schools of fish be starting out~Up above the receiving skies blue~Clouds will be here and there~The sun will set~Night will fall~It will be a new day with open arms~Your father was a good man-The rapid of life spoken and now good reflections Quote Right
Quote Left What I find is that I know of a women from my past, I think, a member of the poetry community here infiltrating my poems with comments. It's funny. She writes under the guise of different accounts ... I call them wooden ducks... she says oh, oh, your poem is so good. Fake praise, I think. She throws me a 7. I laugh. We're cats and dogs. Quote Right
Quote Left I'm ducky because I quacked up! Quote Right
Quote Left If it looks like bullshit and smells like bullshit it's not a duck! Quote Right
Quote Left When you are tired of getting hit you will duck Quote Right