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Quote Left Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I'm glad I came, but just the same, I must be going! I'll stay a week o... Quote Right
Quote Left The principal animals inhabiting the African jungle are moose, elks, and Knights of Pythias. Of course, you all know what a moose is, that's b... Quote Right
Quote Left Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it. Quote Right
Quote Left Why a duck? Why-a no chicken? Quote Right