A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
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If you receive an e-mail with a subject of 'Badtimes,' delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it! This is the most dangerous E-Mail virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream goes melty, drink all your beer, make you fall in love with a penguin, give you nightmares about circus midgets, leave the toilet seat up and kill your dog.
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy gets the Catholic Church. America gets Hollywood.
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A lone carnival voice Sings tunes of nobody's choice, And on a vacant lot, Some one just forgot, Standing all alone, Turning on its own. Weary merry go round, Grows slowly into the ground, And faded circus acts, Sorrow broke their backs, And their sadness cries From their staring eyes. Still small children come And bring your harm of play, Spirits all alive To drive the ghosts away. Useless merry go round, Tomorrow they'll tear you down, To build the parking lot If it lives or not, It was just a toy, All it brought was joy.
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit
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When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
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I am sad, sad as a circus-lioness, sad as an eagle without wings, sad as a violin with only one string and one that is broken, sad as a woman who is growing old.
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I have become rather like King Midas, except that everything turns not into gold but into a circus.
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Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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I just don't know what happened ... I feel as if I'm trying to scrounge around and pick up the pieces in the midst of this media circus.
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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A circus is like a mother in whom one can confide and who rewards and punishes.
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'When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player and also join the circus. With the Yankees, I've accomplished both.'
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I went to the circus, and loafed around the back side till the watchman went by, and then dived in under the tent. I had my twenty-dollar gold...
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I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.
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A dog who attends a flea circus most likely will steal the whole show.
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Nightcrawler You know, outside the circus, most people were afraid of me. But I didn't hated them. I pitied them. Do you know why Because most people will never know anything beyond what they see with their own two eyes.
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But for the use of physical punishment by, and fear of, their oppressors, animals would never be a part of a circus.
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Two things only the people desire: bread, and the circus games.
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Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
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Half circus and half Supreme Court.
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