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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Woody Allen |

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Dave Barry |

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Steven Wright |

Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle. Not even for lunch.

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anonymous |