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Quote Left To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream. Quote Right
Quote Left I would say it was the coffin of a midget Or a square baby Were there not such a din in it. Quote Right
Quote Left A baby is God's opinion that life should go on Quote Right
Quote Left That place is my baby and I would prostitute myself for it Quote Right
Quote Left Looks like my baby dont live here no more ...thats alright, ive still got my guitar.... ...........................(more lyrics).................. i might as well go back over yonder, way back across the hills, if my baby dont love me no more.... i know her...sister will Quote Right
Quote Left The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it. Quote Right
Quote Left Your old skin puckering, your lungs' breath Grown baby short as you looked up last... Quote Right
Quote Left A couple's relationship often moves to the back burner as they focus on the new baby and temporarily prefer sleep over sex. Quote Right
Quote Left A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. Quote Right
Quote Left Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha. Quote Right
Quote Left If your baby is… Beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, and angel all the time, You're the Grandma Quote Right
Quote Left From the moment of birth, when the stone-age baby confronts the twentieth-century mother, the baby is subjected to these forces of violence, called love, as its mother and father have been, and their parents and their parents before them. These forces are mainly concerned with destroying most of its potentialities. This enterprise is on the whole successful. Quote Right
Quote Left Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicains are sayin' 'Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancilliary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and fuckin' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.... so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President. Quote Right
Quote Left He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time. Quote Right
Quote Left However baby man may brag of his science and skill, and however much, in a flattering future, that science and skill may augment; yet for ever... Quote Right
Quote Left If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle. Quote Right
Quote Left When Gerber first started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as here in the USA - with the cute baby on the label. Later they found out that in Africa companies routinely put pictures on the label of what is inside since most people can not read. Quote Right
Quote Left A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother Quote Right
Quote Left When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies. And now when every new baby is born its first laugh becomes a fairy. So there ought to be one fairy for every boy or girl. Quote Right
Quote Left This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Quote Right
Quote Left Moving between the legs of tables and of chairs, rising or falling, grasping at kisses and toys, advancing boldly, sudden to take alarm, retreating to the corner of arm and knee, eager to be reassured, taking pleasure in the fragrant brilliance of the Christmas tree. Quote Right
Quote Left Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn. Quote Right
Quote Left I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you. Quote Right
Quote Left BABE or BABY, n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion. There have been famous babes; for example, little Moses, from whose adventure in the bulrushes the Egyptian hierophants of seven centuries before doubtless derived their idle tale of the child Osiris being preserved on a floating lotus leaf.Ere babes were invented The girls were contended. Now man is tormented Until to buy babes he has squandered His money. And so I have pondered This thing, and thought may be'T were better that Baby The First had been eagled or condored. --Ro Amil Quote Right
Quote Left The technology has allowed someone who before had no face and no voice to become an actual child. In the 70s and 80s whenever you debated abortion you talked about the mother. Now the baby is being brought into the debate. Quote Right
Quote Left Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. Quote Right
Quote Left The baby rises to its feet, takes a step, is overcome with triumph and joy - and falls flat on its face. It is a pattern for all that is to come! But learn from the bewildered baby. Lurch to your feet again. You'll make the sofa in the end Quote Right
Quote Left Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah Quote Right
Quote Left No man should travel until he has learned the language of the country he visits. Otherwise he voluntarily makes himself a great baby-so helpless and so ridiculous. Quote Right
Quote Left To see helpless infancy stretching out her hands, and pouring out her cries in testimony of dependence, without any powers to alarm jealousy, or any guilt to alienate affection, must surely awaken tenderness in every human mind; and tenderness once excited will be hourly increased by the natural contagion of felicity, by the repercussion of communicated pleasure, by the consciousness of dignity of benefaction. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Baby

Quote Left From her tiny hands to her rosy cheeks sprout love innocence and a blessing sec per sec , min to min, hr by the hr, day to day, to last a lifetime. Malaya Footracer is her name. The first baby Navajo Superhero, watch out she's bigger than life?? also in Sequels to "AMNESIA'S NIGHTLY MASSACRE'S " ? Quote Right
Quote Left HAPPY BIRTHDAY Within a blink of an eye she turned from a baby into a young Lady Many Years you are more than Blessed We Love you Breanndra Bahe Quote Right
Quote Left Ever watch a little baby, eyes upon their father? They hang on every utterance, and watch every action, even if they do not understand. Trust. Quote Right
Quote Left Dawn's opened her eyes inside loving heart* Making her entrance, across the dark bay* Yawns from baby ducks getting their first start*Waking cries, as mothers lay at their sway*Spawns of light upon the stage, cast and part*Staking claim to heartbeats of a new day*Nature's an eye-opener, start to end*Captures the sight of mankind as its penned Quote Right
Quote Left Suicide statistics are lists of rich, poor, and everything in between. In life everything that shines ain't gold. We'll be a stronger being if we live through it all to a point when we're better and feeling good. Strong again in what's right!! In the end like a new born baby and old person as one limping to the finish line....Enjoy!!!! Quote Right
Quote Left "Baby I knew our love would last...now all that's in my past Quote Right
Quote Left A newborn baby brings everything to the table you will ever need. Sit back in awe and listen and learn. They are straight from heaven. Quote Right
Quote Left A woman cannot be on the forefront. A woman cannot be the president. A woman is above the leadership. Giving birth to a baby is not a gentleman act. It is more gentle than that. Quote Right
Quote Left "Poetry is as soothing to my soul as a mother's touch is to her new baby." Quote Right
Quote Left "When I see my cousin, all bets are out the window. It's baby acting time." Quote Right
Quote Left "A baby gives a family a new perspective, new hope, and unbridled joy." Quote Right
Quote Left To play with a baby, you need to behave like a fool. Quote Right
Quote Left Don't threaten a baby bird on the highest mountain for he may learn to fly above you - Isor Quote Right
Quote Left You can't take responsibility in baby steps Quote Right
Quote Left Life fucks all, none dies a virgin not even a one day old dead baby. Quote Right
Quote Left A Baby is the beautiful angel of God. Quote Right
Quote Left Many parents take their screaming babies to a baby changing room - but sadly no one will swap Quote Right
Quote Left i am sorry i am not here to see you, but im in my mommy cooking so i can join, ill be here soon clothed with clothes you brought me, so i wanted to say thank you for coming to cloth and feed me for my baby shower, love me and mommy Quote Right
Quote Left My momma said, "Baby don't you worry, it'll be alright. The past has a way or working itself out on its own. Don't live life always looking over you shoulder. Even though you may not be able to see what lies ahead, know them good times are a'comin. The only thing I want you to do is keep on keeping on, and believe tomorrow will turn out the way its supposed to; even if its not as you expected at first glance, one day you'll look back and say 'that's when everything changed for the better.'" Quote Right
Quote Left Baby arrived & cried, Mom laughed, This situation will Never Ever Come Again, YOU SEE!! Quote Right
Quote Left Every phase of Life has its Own Charm, So Accept, The Transition & Move on!! #Feeling_Nostalgic_Missing_Oldie_Friends#Feeling_Blessed_Hubby_Baby# Quote Right
Quote Left Hold On By Dana Redricks Every day is a battle to put this flesh under subjection, and to walk in line with the word of God Yahweh, and just like a baby learning to walk; when we fall down we have to get back up, and keep trying; we only fail when we stop trying, so hold on, and never give up. Quote Right
Quote Left you can never hold a baby to much. Quote Right
Quote Left Christmas is not about trees, lights, tinsel, and gift exchange. It is atime when families celebrate the birth of a Baby who became a man, was crucified, dead and buried, rose again on the third day, ascended into Heaven, is seated ea the Right Hand of God the Father and gives eternal life. Quote Right
Quote Left No one can ignore the necessity of love a pure and genuine love. As two months baby becomes glad and follows his or her mom's wonderful dialogue. As if he understands mother's bliss to play with him forgetting heaven's ease. Quote Right