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Dad Egg Jokes

Blog Posted by Linda Alice Fowler: 3/12/2024 7:48:00 AM

Since Easter baskets are waiting to be filled soon,
I thought I'd share some really bad jokes. Enjoy!

Bad Dad Jokes – Eggs – List

How do you make an egg roll?
Give it a little push
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled
Why did the new egg feel so good?
Because he just got laid
What would the captain of a ship do if he had no eggs?
Lay to

I have a few kids who live close by. They stop by occasionally to talk with me. They are a joy! They love to tell me jokes.

Do you have any Dad Egg Jokes to share?

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Diane Christian

March 31, 2024 at 12:00 PM

This is a eggselent blog Why didn't the egg buy any Easter eggs? He didn't want to shell out.

Robert Gorelick

March 24, 2024 at 11:37 AM

My hard-boiled wife never ever likes my punny jokes...They never go over easy as with other folks...Her sunny side's never up...Like my dear schnauzer pup...and she'll not get near my omelets lest I toss the yolks!

March 26, 2024 at 4:47 PM

You guys are soo good at this, at a drop of a hat, Rob & Beryl how impressive, I can't come up with a good egg joke! No yolk! Great Easter Blog BFF ,)

Linda Alice Fowler

March 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM

Some people are hard to crack, but seems like you've got your wife on the run Robert! :)

Linda Alice Fowler

March 25, 2024 at 4:00 PM

Is a self-absorbed egg an eggoist? :)

March 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM

Keep on the sunny side of the wife - It makes for a much easier life - For omelettes bespoke - Keep on tossing the yolks - And eggist in a life with no strife.

March 20, 2024 at 10:00 AM

Why do eggs roll across the floor? Because they’re l-eggless of course.

Linda Alice Fowler

March 21, 2024 at 5:48 AM

Heeheehee Beryl. Keep rollin'! :)

Linda Alice Fowler

March 20, 2024 at 6:49 AM

Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken

March 20, 2024 at 5:16 AM

This blog sure is funny, Linda, thanks for the laughs:) Why was the egg happy? Because it was joke-'cracking'

Linda Alice Fowler

March 20, 2024 at 6:49 AM

Hi dear Joanna! Happy to see you! :)

March 20, 2024 at 3:39 AM

“What’s the time” said an egg to another, “time for a break eggactly” said the other.

Linda Alice Fowler

March 20, 2024 at 6:48 AM

Teehee Beryl. You are full of yolks! :)

March 19, 2024 at 10:38 AM

I guess the "yolks" on us! So funny. I cracked up! This is "egg-actly" what I needed this morning. Thank you for that gift! Blessings sunny side up!

Linda Alice Fowler

March 20, 2024 at 6:48 AM

I'm just a little yolker Sam. So glad this made you smile! :)

Linda Alice Fowler

March 16, 2024 at 8:02 AM

What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fryday

March 17, 2024 at 10:07 PM

Ha Ha! I never heard of Dad egg jokes, but have heard some, did I just not make any sense? It's late, I need a double shot of EGG-SPRESSO! Cracked me up, Linda Alice great blog 'D

March 15, 2024 at 3:14 PM

I am afraid I don't have one of those. Thanks for sharing the humor with us. Sara K

Linda Alice Fowler

March 16, 2024 at 8:00 AM

As long as you enjoyed the humor Sara...all is well. :)

Andrea Dietrich

March 15, 2024 at 8:11 AM

Sorry I never noticed this cute blog earlier. Eggs can be runny but are often used to be punny!

Linda Alice Fowler

March 16, 2024 at 8:00 AM

teehee Andrea. Thanks for contributing. :)

Linda Alice Fowler

March 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM

What did the egg say after acing its test? Omelet smarter than I look What was the motivational egg speaker’s slogan? Sunny side up

Natasha L Scragg

March 14, 2024 at 10:18 AM

Clever omelet ... Sunny side up..positive slogan.. even for non eggs lol

March 13, 2024 at 3:35 PM

Daddy asked the barmaid for an eggnog - She thought that he was asking for a snog - She took him outside - And to her surprise - He said I was asking where was the bog.

Linda Alice Fowler

March 13, 2024 at 5:32 PM

Hahaha Beryl! :)

Natasha L Scragg

March 13, 2024 at 2:11 PM

I work on an egg farm - And have a cracking time. "Well, cluck cluck,' teased the hen. 'I bet you found that funny... The yolk is on you now!" What is a chicken's favourite beverage? Kentucky Chia Tea (many apologies) LOL

Linda Alice Fowler

March 13, 2024 at 5:31 PM

Hahahaha No apologies needed oaths end!

March 13, 2024 at 3:00 PM

eggs-cellent Natasha -:) Beryl

March 13, 2024 at 11:09 AM

Daddy was fond of his eggy bready - Every morning mommy got it ready - One day she was late - Much to her distaste - He ran off with merry leggy Peggy.

Linda Alice Fowler

March 13, 2024 at 5:30 PM

"leggy Peggy" heeheehee Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be

March 13, 2024 at 8:41 AM

Dad had an egg every single day - He wouldn't have it any other way - Til he got egg bound - And suddenly found - That he was clucking the day away.

Linda Alice Fowler

March 13, 2024 at 5:29 PM

Beryl, I think you are queen of the rotten eggs! LOL

Linda Alice Fowler

March 13, 2024 at 6:24 AM

How do monsters like their eggs? Terrifried

Linda Alice Fowler

March 13, 2024 at 5:28 PM

You guys are cracking me up! :))

March 13, 2024 at 3:12 PM

How do vampires like their eggs? petrifried

Natasha L Scragg

March 13, 2024 at 2:13 PM

Ha ha, like it :-D

March 12, 2024 at 4:24 PM

Dad went to work on an egg each day - Til one day the egg cracked on the way - Pants covered in yolk - It was not a joke - That his colleagues egged him on, all day….. Beryl

Natasha L Scragg

March 13, 2024 at 2:13 PM

Lol ...

Linda Alice Fowler

March 12, 2024 at 5:14 PM

Oh, hahahaha Beryl! I love your limerick! Thanks! :)

March 12, 2024 at 2:28 PM

I love “ why did the egg feel so good “ line haha. So cute thank you for the smiles dear linda

Linda Alice Fowler

March 12, 2024 at 3:00 PM

That's what I was aiming for - a few smiles. Thanks Inky!

March 12, 2024 at 11:03 AM

Egg-cellent blog content Linda-Alice I bet Your'e a sunny side up gal?? If I got this Wrong (may the yoke be on me) how nad Is that?? Can you score me??

Linda Alice Fowler

March 12, 2024 at 3:00 PM

Thanks for the contribution Joe. LOL

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