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Blog Posted:7/5/2014 7:39:00 AM

Sometimes it goes completely wrong in the patient record. -angel have found doctors' biggest blunders. 

You will not believe it's true, but each of these formulations is from genuine Norwegian health records: cool

*The onset of rash revolve around the patient. 
*She has no frostbite, but her husband states she was very hot in bed the night of the day. 
*The patient stops breathing and died in hospital last night. She is here today to complain about this. 
*Truck driver with good condition which usually runs a mil without getting breathless. 
*The patient found the right big toe hangs down slightly compared to the other fingers. 
*The patient also go to an acupuncturist. He sticks her here and there. Now she is pregnant. 
*Man gored by bull moose fishing. 
*The stools are the same color as the doors on the 19th division. 
*After the patient stopped smoking, his smell returned. 
*The patient has been placed on the kennel in Dunstable with support from Social Services. 
*Consultation because he had turned left big toe that was almost fully released. Staff will still not  take it off when it hurts. 
*The patient was advised that the heart was good, but that she would come again if she lost  consciousness. 
*This was the patients lying on my desk. 
*When she feels tired, the face turned to the right and stand there and shakes a while. 
*The pain in his back comes when the patient is lying straight, with both feet on the back. 
*The patient is pregnant for 19 months. 
*She was walking with only one leg of tights attached. The other hung freely. 
*Seems he wets good. As a horse, according to his own statements. 
*Consultation due to allergic symptoms. Conversation via the stomach as interpreters. 
*The patient is judged to be patchy. 
*The patient had ears, but these have fallen off. 
*Have been hiking in the mountains, she delivered by helicopter yesterday. 
*Patients experiencing rash of contrast agent, strawberries, shrimp, and several of the children. 
*Vomiting disappeared in the afternoon. So did her husband. 
*In 1974, the patient received an excavator over it. Since suffering from tinnitus. 
*Have started to get small bloody tablespoons in the stool up to 15-200 times / day. 
*The butt was bleeding through so it was replaced. 
*Food does he by his son who is in the freezer. 
*Can not get down the chin to the head. 
*The ears visible behind pale wax. 
*Recommended to get another appointment if the symptoms come back, and then call a month in  advance. 
*Father and mother died when she was 12 years old. They have no contact with her. 
*It should be added that no significant temperature difference can not be detected between the  legs. 
*Last week saw her eyes disappeared underground. Eyes protruding. 
*Patients with facial eczema. Skin problems in connection with the use of underpants. 
*Regarding his impotence, he will continue the medication and let his wife handle it. 
*The patient should abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse until I can take her.

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Date: 7/11/2014 7:22:00 AM
- A pleasure to share some SMIL :))) - Thanks for the nice visit on my blog!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 7/8/2014 4:41:00 AM
Hey Anne Lise dearie..:D I copy paste this one as I'll read em again when lil sad..:) sure they make me giggle..:D hugs
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Date: 7/8/2014 2:34:00 AM
i had a fun time with these ' anecdotes', anne... humor heals!.. huggs
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Date: 7/7/2014 12:36:00 PM
Hi Anne Lise this is funny I enjoyed, have a good holiday, all the best Poetowen
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Date: 7/7/2014 11:16:00 AM
Anne, that was good fun... haahaahaa!! I guess you can write a few limericks on these. Are you in a medical profession? Mohan
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Date: 7/7/2014 11:38:00 AM
- Yes, I am a nurse :)
Date: 7/7/2014 5:18:00 AM
- Yes, we laugh ......... but ............... scary!! - We put our lives in doctors' hands!! - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 7/6/2014 10:24:00 AM
Oh my lord these are the funniest things I have read in a while !! Thanks so much for sharing them Anne-Lise ! I am going to write some down so I can remember them!love and hugs ...Deb
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Date: 7/6/2014 9:44:00 AM
omy goodness........so so funny, Anne Lise !! Loved these morning giggles !!
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Date: 7/5/2014 4:30:00 PM
LOL, thanks for a good chuckle : )
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Date: 7/5/2014 11:27:00 AM
the acupuncturist one was hilarious and the last two really good. I used to see these kinds of things taken from notes of jury trials and from bulletin boards at churches. People say such silly things sometimes without even realizing it.
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Date: 7/5/2014 11:18:00 AM
Oh My! They're definitely great... LOL
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Date: 7/5/2014 8:07:00 AM
Heehee: ) : )..Tnks for sharing sweety
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