There was a plumber called Billy O'Toole
Hired a dimwit who turned out quite a fool
Soil pipe he didn't secure
There was a stench of manure
And all the downstairs became a cesspool.
The owner came back and said" whats that smell? "
By his face he was angry you could tell
The dimwit ran for the door
But then skidded on the floor
And face down into raw sewage he fell.
Written 28th November 2020
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