DOLPHINS KISS
On La Lanzada Beach, Revolta
Located in the southern Rías Baixas, Pontevedra
I dove fully clothed into the depths of the sea
Into the deepest part
To carry a small bouquet of flowers
Attached to my walking stick
To give to Disney's Little Mermaid
A souvenir from my childhood masturbation sessions.
-Leave that girl alone, she's going for water!
Neptune, god of fresh water, yelled at me
Son of Saturn and brother of Jupiter
King of the seas.
I ignored him, and he chased me with his trident
Intending to stick it up my ass.
-She's my wife Salacia, you son of a !
He shouted at me.
Salacia with salt and Venilia with the wind, her friend
Transformed into albino dolphins
Aided by nereids
Nymphs of the sea
Fresh from my loves
Dreams of a thousand colors
They came to kiss me
Who, in the water, drinking unintentionally
Reminded me of my drowning
On the beach of San Vicente de la Barquera
In Cantabria
With a conch shell like a trumpet in my mouth
So I could breathe.
When they pulled me out half-dead
On the ambulance ride
To the Torrelavega Hospital
My body was thundering from my anus
Spitting out seaweed, jellyfish
And other things from my mouth.
-Salacia, I'll never be far from you
I told her.
When I drink water
I'll look at you with yesterday's eyes.
This morning I saw you
Gliding across the sea at La Lanzada
Guided by two albino dolphins
Coming to scold me
Because I was peeing in the water
Near the beach.
Copyright © Daniel De Culla | Year Posted 2026
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