I Want to Buy a Voodoo Doll
I’m looking for a professional witch doctor right now.
I want him to make me a voodoo doll somehow.
I want that doll to look just like you.
You are going to pay for the things you do.
You looked like a lover, but one that was untrue.
I want to stick pins in that doll and make you feel pain.
This is what I want to do without refrain.
We appeared to be on the right road, but we hit a skid.
I want you to pay dearly for all the bad things you did.
That witch doctor is good. He even has free delivery.
If I buy one doll now, I get a second doll free.
The whole deal comes with a money back guarantee.
All I need is to have my credit card ready.
I’m getting even for all the trouble you gave me.
Just kidding. Please don’t take me seriously.
An older poem reposted for the Halloween season
Copyright © Robert Pettit | Year Posted 2026
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