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Hugh Jackman

If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue . 

Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !

He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,

Or show . And if Tim minear would direct it , lots of unemployed actors ,

Would have sum wair 2 go ! 


Hugh jackman could play that brit dude hoo has super speed !

Shay astar plays Linda Williams , she tried 2 save her dad from 

Terrorist , but she did not suckseed ! 

Mario Lopez could play the American indian levatator

Hoo can give his frend a ride .

We could get that jap boy from the 100 2 play the kid

Hoo has lightning on his side !

Rebecca gay heart can play that south American reporter 

Hoo has a force field & can Tellyport . Tommy from third rock 

Can play Alan black hoo creates magic cards & can escape from 

Any fort ! Josie Davis can play sky Channing , she can just touch things

And know just wair thay bin , but will these be enough super powers

2 let these sykicks win ? David Hubbard can play the Jamaican cook 

Hoo is immune 2 flame . Jeffrey Donavan can play that Russian spy

Hoo fails at killing them & takes most of the blame !...

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Peace, Love and Pie

Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .

Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !

But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thrue ! 

She has a girlfrend called apokkullips ! She duz not cum frum Egypt ,

Or like stepping on the x-men,s space ships ! This girl duzzint have minny cloze !

And she duzzint have any pantyhose ! She just graduated frum hy skool !

But she duzzint have a swimming pool ! She likes jumping rope in a southern park !

Wair rednecks swing flayming mace balls in the dark , and her frends play with

Hoolah hoops , and thay all look like a bunch of goofs !her dad,s job is

Falling frum the sky ! Why thay pay him 4 this . Noe one noze why!...

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The Shadowman

In my new teevee show , keith Hamilton Cobb plays jack boniface , he plays  the sax.

At nite , he,s the shadowman .he has the power 2 heal from any injury & shoot fire at his 

Enemies . His house keeper Nettie is over 150 years old. Halle berry plays Nettie ! 


Nettie is leader of a voodoo cult . Thay are trying to destroy master darque ! 

Master darque is one scairey dude! He has the power to raze the dead ! But the strong 

Willed dead can sum times ignore master darque,s orders ! Master darque has created 

A

Creature called the nite monster ! The nite monster was made from the boddys of 

101 dead men ! Master darque has ordered it to destroy shadowman , knowing full 

Well that shadowman is to fast 4 that monster to kill .jack boniface is dating a girl 

Named Marsha  Lewis . Marsha is an antics dealer . But her hairoin addiction means 

Trouble 4 jack and shadowman ! A kirrupt cop and the evil godfather of crime, hoo

Likes 2 hide his face under the masks of presidents faces are out to destroy 

Shadow man ! And a hitman hoo throes mardi GRAS coins bullet fast has the contract !

Two shadowmen are better than one ! Max saint James was a shadowman , 100 years 

Ago , he got hurt ! He was in a coema 4 100 years ! And he just woke up ! And he 

Wants to destroy master darque rilly bad ! Jim Carey plays master darque ...

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Mad Scientist

Ime a mad scientist , & I've got my own planet .

Ime not a bad gie , so you don,t have 2 pannic!

IDE like 2 pop-u-late my planet ,

With sum things called goys !

Thair green-ied orange-haired yellow-skinned super-babe-toys !

If your a goys , pleez rite 2 me !

And we will see , wut we will see .

It gets awfully loneley , on planet greenfields , all ayloen !

IDE like 2 have sum pritty goys , on my planet home !...

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Free Sex Day

Wut if August 1 was free sex day ?

Win every girl could not remember how 2 say no !

Win a boy could ask u 2 go with him ,

And u wood have 2 go .

Win u could not remember ,

That u mite not want 2 be praygnant by him .

Win sum thing was wrong with yor brain , 

Like the lite bulb was 2 dim .

It's that one day of the year ,

Win it never rains ! 

It's that day yool say tommorrow ,

I must have bin insane !

Well , in a month , it will be September 1 ,

Win girls can ask boys 4 stuff and thay woent be able 2 say no !

U will ask a boy 2 go with u and he will have 2 go .

Maybe jeenee,s evil twin will ask mayjor healey 

2 spind a nite with her in her bottle .

And he woent remember 2 be skaird ! 

And tomorrow if heez still in that bottle ,

He woent remember , how he got thaird ?...

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Scott Rockwell,S Lunatic Fringe

What wood you look 4 in a super heroe group ? IDE want sum one kwick , with speed like the flash ! And a black guy hooz allways talking trash !
And a fat cowboy with a small flying machine , hoo can be giving his pals a ride.
And a pretty redhead girl hoo levitates 2 the other side .
And a Kung fu master and a master of disskyze , 
Let's call this group , Scott Rockwell,s lunatic fringe , 
And ile take my burgers with fries ! ...

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Ime Still Not 2 Blame

My sister dresses me like a girl .she sez Ime as skwirley as a skwirl ! 

She uses a wheelchair sum times , because her legs are lame !

& if it roles down thoze stairs , Ime still not 2 blame !


Weard things happen in Texas. 

Wair former miss texas,s get weard from the strain .

& if thair wheel chairs role down the stairs ,

Ime still not 2 blame ! 


A lot of beauty queens got sons , win thay wanted dawters .

Thay du things 2 us , that thay shouldn't du ! 

People in Texas don,t like you if you hate football !

Thay dress us up in panteys & braws & dresses .

Win we ask , thay woent tell us wair are daddy's wint .

& if we ask 2 much , thay tell us 2 get bint ! 

My sister dresses me like a girl , she sez , Ime as skwirley as a skwirl .

She uses a wheel chair sum times , because her legs are lame .

& if it roles down those stairs , Ime still not 2 blames !...

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Luner Coloney Rime

IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .

Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .

Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor .

& away from people hoo are addicted 2 the kwyir !

People hoo cover thair burgers with cooked onions & mayohnaze ,

Are the kind of people , hoo are sureley mayo krazed ! 

These people use nouns as verbs ! And thay woent 

Stops saying , all seven dirtey words ! 

So  all us hetiroe sapein boys , invite all you orange haired girls

2 the moon , included are free tickets  4 the Tokyo orbital eluhvaytor ,

So you can see us soon !

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Wondering

Ime wondering about moe hunt,s  health .but allso about Howard Hughes wealth , & 

allso about  brainiac-5,s belt ! 

And win it snows in Chicago , win will it melt ?

The legion of super heroes left stuff at a museum ,

Hope-ing people wood come 2 see um .

But sum football player stole brainiac 5,s 

Force field belt & win the cops chased him ,

Away he did melt . Allso missing is 

Super boy,s flite-ring , but superboy can fly with out that thing , 

And wair did booster gold,s uniform cum frum ?

& win superman hit red tornaydo , it broke off his thumb ?...

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Hat Wairers

Hat wairers are people too . 

We deserve equal rites just like the females & 

The black fokes du ! 

We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists ! 

And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash us ! 

Weed like 2 form a raynboe koelayshun !

Or maybe even an intyir hat wairers nayshun !

Weed rather wair hats then go 2 church ,

Weed rather wair hats then have lunch with lurch .

Even Jessie Jackson sumtimes wairs hats ,

So all u religious finnattix think about that !...