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If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue .
Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !
He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,
Or show . And if Tim minear would direct it , lots of unemployed actors ,
Would have sum wair 2 go !
Hugh jackman could play that brit dude hoo has super speed !
Shay astar plays Linda Williams , she tried 2 save her dad from
Terrorist , but she did not suckseed !
Mario Lopez could play the American indian levatator
Hoo can give his frend a ride .
We could get that jap boy from the 100 2 play the kid
Hoo has lightning on his side !
Rebecca gay heart can play that south American reporter
Hoo has a force field & can Tellyport . Tommy from third rock
Can play Alan black hoo creates magic cards & can escape from
Any fort ! Josie Davis can play sky Channing , she can just touch things
And know just wair thay bin , but will these be enough super powers
2 let these sykicks win ? David Hubbard can play the Jamaican cook
Hoo is immune 2 flame . Jeffrey Donavan can play that Russian spy
Hoo fails at killing them & takes most of the blame !...
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Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .
Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !
But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thrue !
She has a girlfrend called apokkullips ! She duz not cum frum Egypt ,
Or like stepping on the x-men,s space ships ! This girl duzzint have minny cloze !
And she duzzint have any pantyhose ! She just graduated frum hy skool !
But she duzzint have a swimming pool ! She likes jumping rope in a southern park !
Wair rednecks swing flayming mace balls in the dark , and her frends play with
Hoolah hoops , and thay all look like a bunch of goofs !her dad,s job is
Falling frum the sky ! Why thay pay him 4 this . Noe one noze why!...
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In my new teevee show , keith Hamilton Cobb plays jack boniface , he plays the sax.
At nite , he,s the shadowman .he has the power 2 heal from any injury & shoot fire at his
Enemies . His house keeper Nettie is over 150 years old. Halle berry plays Nettie !
Nettie is leader of a voodoo cult . Thay are trying to destroy master darque !
Master darque is one scairey dude! He has the power to raze the dead ! But the strong
Willed dead can sum times ignore master darque,s orders ! Master darque has created
A
Creature called the nite monster ! The nite monster was made from the boddys of
101 dead men ! Master darque has ordered it to destroy shadowman , knowing full
Well that shadowman is to fast 4 that monster to kill .jack boniface is dating a girl
Named Marsha Lewis . Marsha is an antics dealer . But her hairoin addiction means
Trouble 4 jack and shadowman ! A kirrupt cop and the evil godfather of crime, hoo
Likes 2 hide his face under the masks of presidents faces are out to destroy
Shadow man ! And a hitman hoo throes mardi GRAS coins bullet fast has the contract !
Two shadowmen are better than one ! Max saint James was a shadowman , 100 years
Ago , he got hurt ! He was in a coema 4 100 years ! And he just woke up ! And he
Wants to destroy master darque rilly bad ! Jim Carey plays master darque ...
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Ime a mad scientist , & I've got my own planet .
Ime not a bad gie , so you don,t have 2 pannic!
IDE like 2 pop-u-late my planet ,
With sum things called goys !
Thair green-ied orange-haired yellow-skinned super-babe-toys !
If your a goys , pleez rite 2 me !
And we will see , wut we will see .
It gets awfully loneley , on planet greenfields , all ayloen !
IDE like 2 have sum pritty goys , on my planet home !...
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Wut if August 1 was free sex day ?
Win every girl could not remember how 2 say no !
Win a boy could ask u 2 go with him ,
And u wood have 2 go .
Win u could not remember ,
That u mite not want 2 be praygnant by him .
Win sum thing was wrong with yor brain ,
Like the lite bulb was 2 dim .
It's that one day of the year ,
Win it never rains !
It's that day yool say tommorrow ,
I must have bin insane !
Well , in a month , it will be September 1 ,
Win girls can ask boys 4 stuff and thay woent be able 2 say no !
U will ask a boy 2 go with u and he will have 2 go .
Maybe jeenee,s evil twin will ask mayjor healey
2 spind a nite with her in her bottle .
And he woent remember 2 be skaird !
And tomorrow if heez still in that bottle ,
He woent remember , how he got thaird ?...
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What wood you look 4 in a super heroe group ? IDE want sum one kwick , with speed like the flash ! And a black guy hooz allways talking trash !
And a fat cowboy with a small flying machine , hoo can be giving his pals a ride.
And a pretty redhead girl hoo levitates 2 the other side .
And a Kung fu master and a master of disskyze ,
Let's call this group , Scott Rockwell,s lunatic fringe ,
And ile take my burgers with fries ! ...
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My sister dresses me like a girl .she sez Ime as skwirley as a skwirl !
She uses a wheelchair sum times , because her legs are lame !
& if it roles down thoze stairs , Ime still not 2 blame !
Weard things happen in Texas.
Wair former miss texas,s get weard from the strain .
& if thair wheel chairs role down the stairs ,
Ime still not 2 blame !
A lot of beauty queens got sons , win thay wanted dawters .
Thay du things 2 us , that thay shouldn't du !
People in Texas don,t like you if you hate football !
Thay dress us up in panteys & braws & dresses .
Win we ask , thay woent tell us wair are daddy's wint .
& if we ask 2 much , thay tell us 2 get bint !
My sister dresses me like a girl , she sez , Ime as skwirley as a skwirl .
She uses a wheel chair sum times , because her legs are lame .
& if it roles down those stairs , Ime still not 2 blames !...
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IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .
Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .
Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor .
& away from people hoo are addicted 2 the kwyir !
People hoo cover thair burgers with cooked onions & mayohnaze ,
Are the kind of people , hoo are sureley mayo krazed !
These people use nouns as verbs ! And thay woent
Stops saying , all seven dirtey words !
So all us hetiroe sapein boys , invite all you orange haired girls
2 the moon , included are free tickets 4 the Tokyo orbital eluhvaytor ,
So you can see us soon !
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Hat wairers are people too .
We deserve equal rites just like the females &
The black fokes du !
We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists !
And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash us !
Weed like 2 form a raynboe koelayshun !
Or maybe even an intyir hat wairers nayshun !
Weed rather wair hats then go 2 church ,
Weed rather wair hats then have lunch with lurch .
Even Jessie Jackson sumtimes wairs hats ,
So all u religious finnattix think about that !...
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Ime wondering about moe hunt,s health .but allso about Howard Hughes wealth , &
allso about brainiac-5,s belt !
And win it snows in Chicago , win will it melt ?
The legion of super heroes left stuff at a museum ,
Hope-ing people wood come 2 see um .
But sum football player stole brainiac 5,s
Force field belt & win the cops chased him ,
Away he did melt . Allso missing is
Super boy,s flite-ring , but superboy can fly with out that thing ,
And wair did booster gold,s uniform cum frum ?
& win superman hit red tornaydo , it broke off his thumb ?...
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